Madonna's Lethal Lip Lock Could be the End of Drake
Madonna tried to lay her spawn in Drake on stage at Coachella last weekend. Madonna pounced on an unsuspecting Drake, pulled back his head and proceeded to release her spawn into Drake's mouth were they would gestate for the next few weeks before bursting out of his chest. Damn facehugger, where's Ripley when you need her? The only good thing to come out of this is the fact that her spawn cycle only happens every decade so we should be safe, between spawning seasons she prefers to adopt.