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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
During a recent appearance on the Home Shopping Network Jessica Simpson appeared drunk as she giggled and slurred her words. Since then her people have claimed that it was just "part of her personality" and that it "surfaces from time to time". Must fight... dumb blonde urges... Squirrel! hehe. Damn it!
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9 Jul 2022
Jessica Lost the Voice in Her Head
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30 Apr 2022
Jessica's Credit Card Gets Declined
Jessica revealed that she went to Taco Bell but had her credit card declined... (read more of this Idiotic story)
6 Feb 2021
Jessica is Still Confused Between Chicken and Fish
Jessica Simpson was famously confused between chicken and fish when she asked... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
16 May 2020
Jessica Claims She was Body Shamed
In a recent Vogue special titled "Only at the Met" it was revealed that Jessica... (read more of this Stupid story)
1 Feb 2020
Jessica Simpson Admits to Bizarre Behavior
Jessica Simpson is releasing a new tell all book called "Open Book" where she... (read more of this Really Dumb story)
3 Jun 2017
Jessica's Uterus is Closed for Business
Mother of two Jessica Simpson has dispelled pregnancy rumours while on the Ellen... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
6 Jul 2013
Clown Car Vagina fires off another Salvo
Jessica Simpson popped out her second son and named the poor thing "Ace Knute"... (read more of this Stupid story)
20 Apr 2013
Finally, what she's always wanted, a baby... Boy
Jessica toasted her unborn son at a Tom Sawyer-themed baby shower telling people... (read more of this Dumb story)
23 Feb 2013
Child Naming, Aced it
Keen for more publicity Jessica has been telling people she will name her unborn... (read more of this Stupid story)
19 Jan 2013
Simpson Shocked by Pregnancy
Aren't we all? Jessica Simpson stopped by 'The Tonight Show' to explain how... (read more of this Idiotic story)