Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2016, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Britney Thinks Dating is Silly

Britney is happy being single telling the Jonathan Ross Show "It's just the mind game with guys, the calling back and the texting, it's just too much, it's silly." Britney went on to say "Actually I'm not looking for men right now, I'm really happy with myself, I'm fine with the way I am." What happened to the good old days when you could marry a guy for 2 days and have kids with a backup dancer. Now it's all about getting to know someone and having conversations.

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More Britney Spears News

Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.
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Village Idiot for 19 Aug 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Stage Performance gets Real

Britney Spears had an unwanted guest when a man jumped on stage while she was lip syncing at one of her Las Vegas shows. Britney was ushered off stage by security while the man was arrested. In all fairness she had just finished singing "(You Drive Me) Crazy", so I guess she really drove him crazy.
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Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
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Village Idiot for 15 Apr 2017, Britney Spears

The End is Nigh for Britney

All shit things come to an end, Britney Spears will be ending her Las Vegas residence this December. Britney's manager Larry Rudolph said "We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided. We are still talking with Caesars Entertainment and other interested parties in Las Vegas" What will she do now, wander the wild's of America in search of Cheetos sustenance and another backup dancer mate.
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Village Idiot for 4 Mar 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Flashes the Audience... Again

It looks like wardrobe malfunctions have become a theme at Britney's Vegas show after she flashed the audience again. While prancing around in a green glittering low cut leotard to her song "Work Bitch" her left breast made a break for it and stayed out for the remainder of the song. At this stage can we just admit the sheer entertainment value of watching this train wreck unfurl is way more fun than the music? Because who needs talent when you have tits.
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