Village Idiot for 3 Mar 2001, Heather Locklear
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Heather Locklear as the Village Idiot

Heathers Candle Fetish

Apparently Heather is so concerned about the power crisis in California that she went out and bought $800 worth of candles so she could light up her house every night. Something tells me she was probably one of those people who built themselves a shelter in their basement because of the Y2K threat, then again if she had built a shelter in her basement she could have just used the generator down there. Wait a minute, I forgot, she's Blonde.

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4 Oct 2008

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