Village Idiot for 25 Mar 2017, Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres as the Village Idiot

Ellen. Finger. Fucked.

Ellen DeGeneres recently told the story of how she broke her finger thanks to some wine. Ellen said " know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers? Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door" What is it with talk show hosts and finger injuries? First it was Jimmy Fallon and now Ellen. Well, at least it didn't affect Jimmy's love life.