Village Idiot for 3 Jun 2017, Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

Jessica's Uterus is Closed for Business

Mother of two Jessica Simpson has dispelled pregnancy rumours while on the Ellen Show. A ditzy Jessica told Ellen "I'm not pregnant" she said "We got an IUD, nothing's gonna get in that uterus." Pretty sure there will be more genetic material in that uterus but like her brain cells they won't accomplish anything useful.

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6 Jul 2013

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20 Apr 2013

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23 Feb 2013

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19 Jan 2013

Simpson Shocked by Pregnancy

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1 Dec 2012

Jessica is Pregnant Again

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8 Sep 2012

The Weight Watchers debut draws closer for Jess

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11 Aug 2012

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5 May 2012

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10 Mar 2012

Jessica, Pregnant and Naked

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