Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna
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Madonna as the Village Idiot

Why Tupac Dumped Madonna

A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.

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More Madonna News

Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna

Madonna's European Vacation

Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
Village Idiot for 29 Apr 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Blonde Ambition

Madonna isn't too happy with a new movie about her coming out next year. The movie titled "Blonde Ambition" tells the story of Madonna in 1980s New York from her first album to her love life. Madge has since taken to Instagram saying "Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen, Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool." Only she can tell her story, the bits she remembers that is. The 80's, so much fun, so many drugs.
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Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2017, Madonna

Madonna Completes Her Collection

It's been revealed that Madonna was given permission by the Malawian high court to adopt four-year-old twins Stella and Esther. Now that she owns 2/3rds of the population she is officially the countries leader and can now battle it out with her nemesis Donald Trump at the UN. I think that's how adoption works, I could be wrong. International politics is complicated.
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Village Idiot for 28 Jan 2017, Madonna

Madonna Wants to Blow Up the White House?

At one of the recent Women's Marches around the world Madonna said something that got everyone's attention, including the Secret Service. During the Women's March on Washington Madonna said "thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House". Madonna has since said it was a metaphor and taken out of context. The bad news is she's probably on a no fly list by now, the good news is Gitmo weather is lovely this time of year.
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