Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.

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Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
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Village Idiot for 19 Aug 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Stage Performance gets Real

Britney Spears had an unwanted guest when a man jumped on stage while she was lip syncing at one of her Las Vegas shows. Britney was ushered off stage by security while the man was arrested. In all fairness she had just finished singing "(You Drive Me) Crazy", so I guess she really drove him crazy.
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Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
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Village Idiot for 15 Apr 2017, Britney Spears

The End is Nigh for Britney

All shit things come to an end, Britney Spears will be ending her Las Vegas residence this December. Britney's manager Larry Rudolph said "We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided. We are still talking with Caesars Entertainment and other interested parties in Las Vegas" What will she do now, wander the wild's of America in search of Cheetos sustenance and another backup dancer mate.
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