Village Idiot for 11 Nov 2017, Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton as the Village Idiot

Paris Hilton Threatens to Release New Music Next Year

Porn star Paris is convinced people still give a damn and says she will release a new album next year. The album is said to be more "electronic" because she now considers herself a DJ. Paris claims her biggest influences are Katie Perry, DJ Chuckie, Michael Jackson, and Madonna. Now we can't even look forward to this year being over without new threats on the horizon. On the plus side we won't have to hear her so called singing, she can just auto-tune a blender in it's place and call it a day.

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