Village Idiot for 14 Apr 2001, Farrah Fawcett

Grand Theft Whoops

Farrah jumped into a Volvo Station Wagon and raced off leaving the valet in her dust. The poor guy ran after her shouting and screaming until she realized that the car wasn't hers and finally stopped. What the heck was she trying to do, relive her 'Charlies Angels' days? Quick Angels, to the Volvo Station Wagon, we've got some crime fighting to do. Maybe she misses the Good 'ol Days, lets just thank God she didn't get into a Bikini.