Village Idiot for 6 Mar 2004, Charlize Theron

The Pizza Analogy

Charlize left people wondering what she meant when she compared Renee Zellweger to pizza at the Oscars. Charlize compared Renee to pizza saying "She's just that good, Zellweger is like pizza in only the best sense." Sounds like Charlize decided to start celebrating a little early. I think we can attribute that comparison to a combination of Alcohol, Blondeness and being born in Benoni, South Africa. They don't grow them very bright in Benoni, being Blonde doesn't help much either.

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