Village Idiot for 20 May 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

Another One?

Rumour has it that Anna is with child, pregnant wise, not "Oh, That's cute, I'll take it.", or though I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently Anna used the "help of a friend", who is probably recovering in hospital from internal bleeding and a crushed pelvis. In an attempt to... stop the rumours? Anna's lawyer sent an email to the Associated Press stating the following "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet. If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumour because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is." Does this guy get paid by the bucket load?

Really Stupid