Village Idiot for 3 Feb 2007, Anne Heche

Marriage Ain't for Everyone

After leaving her lesbian lover of 4 years, Ellen DeGeneres, and marrying a man Miss Heche has decided to call it quits after 5 years of marriage. Anne and soon to be ex-hubby, Coley Laffoon, have a 4 year old son together named Homer Heche Laffoon, doh! Anne currently stars as a relationship guru in the ABC drama 'Men In Trees' but it looks like she'll be heading back to 'Women In Bushes'. I wonder if she knows "in vitro fertilization" is cheaper than alimony?

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