Village Idiot for 5 May 2012, Jessica Simpson

Jessica lets it Rip

In a much (under) anticipated event, the behemoth formally known as Jessica Simpson has released onto the world an entire herd of... sorry, she gave birth to a single baby girl. In what must be one of the longest gestation periods known in the animal kingdom Miss Simpson now has a new baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Maybe they should keep her in hospital just in case it's not over. I'm just saying, she could have the clown car of vagina's with a few extra's tucked away somewhere in there.