Village Idiot for 11 Aug 2012, Jessica Simpson

Jess Kidding

After Jessica's people went on the PR defensive claiming she was losing a healthy 1lb a week they have now reporting she has lost over 35lbs. Life & Style magazine was told "She's already lost 35 pounds, She can't wait to reveal the results." The 'ol switcheroo, you think she's just lazy but then - Bang, liposuction. Thank you Weight Watchers, I'll take my cheque now. Maybe I'm being a bit harsh, it could be hours of hard work, sweating away at the gym and a healthy diet. Wow, that was the biggest load of bull I've ever had to type.