Village Idiot for 8 Sep 2012, Jessica Simpson

The Weight Watchers debut draws closer for Jess

Jessica told USA Today "I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it," Going on to explain how she over indulged saying "I didn't realize [the weight] didn't all come off with the baby" Jessica then explained she works out 4 - 5 times a week but is limited to walking because "my boobs are way too big to run at this point." Really? Too big too run? Have you ever seen Baywatch, a little show basically dedicated to breasts at a gallop. Damn you child for giving her bigger breasts and prolonging her... can we call it a career?

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