Village Idiot for 1 Dec 2012, Jessica Simpson

Jessica is Pregnant Again

Yes, you read that correctly. Just months after giving birth to her first child Miss Simpson is ready to pop again. A source told US Weekly "It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again" Well there goes that 'Weight Watchers' contract. Are we 100% sure she's pregnant again and this isn't just the twin that got left behind when it couldn't free itself from a ham Jessica swallowed whole? It would prove my theory about her vagina being like a clown car. Who knows how many more little bastards are tucked away in there?

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