Village Idiot for 25 Mar 2017, Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen. Finger. Fucked.

Ellen DeGeneres recently told the story of how she broke her finger thanks to some wine. Ellen said " know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers? Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door" What is it with talk show hosts and finger injuries? First it was Jimmy Fallon and now Ellen. Well, at least it didn't affect Jimmy's love life.