Village Idiot for 13 Jan 2018, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is Somehow Engaged

Gwyneth Paltrow has announced she is officially engaged to Brad Falchuk. The new couple released a statement saying "We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship," Someone actually wants to tie the knot with her? I guess there's nothing more romantic than two people getting together for the ceremony of conscious coupling followed by a lifetime of subconscious regret and self loathing.

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