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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth in Court Over Skiing Crash


Village Idiot for 25 Mar 2023, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth has been in court this week with her civil case after it was claimed she knocked over a 76-year-old in a ski crash. The lawsuit claims Gwyneth "knocking him down hard, knocking him out, and causing a brain injury, four broken ribs, and other serious injuries." I imagine she offered him discount GOOP quack cures to help with his broken ribs. Maybe even a vagina scented candle to take his mind off the pain.

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Monthly Moron for March

Which one of these blondes could convince Putin to quit?
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
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By lukeford.net [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly
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By Manfred Werner - Tsui (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Rebecca Romijn
Rebecca Romijn

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door


This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science

Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science


Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
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Britney Spears Unplugged

Britney Spears Unplugged


Britney Spears' unplugged and untouched studio recording sound.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y'know, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they've made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people, I just don't get it."
Paris Hilton
"Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal." (Self Description)
Uma Thurman
"I feel like I'm raising two children now." (on life with Kevin Federline since giving birth)
Britney Spears
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
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