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Madonna

Madonna's Late Fines for Dancers and Crew


Village Idiot for 17 Feb 2024, Madonna

Madonna imposed a $100 late fine on all dancers and crew who arrived late. "Madonna has implemented a stringent policy backstage, where crew members and dancers face a hefty $100 fine each time they dare to be late," a source said "She runs a tight ship -- and she's got some nerve!" Wait a minute, isn't she the one who was 3 hours late for her own concert?

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Monthly Moron for February

Which one of these Blondes will forget their Valentine?
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Madonna
Madonna
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Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
 
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus

Blonde Tubes

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?


Kelly Pickler has a go on the celebrity version of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader".
Really Stupid
Blonde at the Beach Failing

Blonde at the Beach Failing


Blonde at the Beach can't seem to get things right.
Really Dumb
Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video

Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video


Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna."
Madonna
"I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one."
Cameron Diaz
"A movie producer once left some bra enhancers in my dressing room. Subtle, right?"
Julia Stiles
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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