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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
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Jennifer Lawrence revealed she's had plastic surgery and has plans to do more. JLaw revealed she had breast augmentation after having kids and her body didn't bounce back. She says she wants to do more saying "At drop-off, I want to look like a woman that has her shit together even when I've just woken up and don't have my shit together." All aboard the Hollywood plastic surgery train. It's only a matter of time before actresses give in to stay relevant.
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Monthly Moron for November
Which one of these blondes will be the naughtiest this November?©
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Charlize Theron
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Heidi Klum
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Blonde Tubes
Blonde Chips Tooth Doing the Worm
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 3, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous
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Blonde in a Shady Situation
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 12, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I did have regular boyfriends and with them, I could be a bad girl, but I wasn't like a bad girl for the neighborhood or a big slut."
Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry
"Only when I'm golfing. Other than that, they're the greatest fun-bags of all time." (when asked if her breasts are a burden)
Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
"Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'"
Anastacia
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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