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Lady Gaga and her partner have welcomed a baby via surrogacy. Gaga commented saying "The thing that's the most important to me is to not force my children to live a life that they are not choosing. So the more that we can give them space to discover who they are on their own, that's the thing that I believe in the most." Basically she'll let the kid do whatever it wants and use her stage name to make it happen. The real question is, will she be the one changing the meat diapers or will the hired help do the dirty work?
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
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Madonna
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Tara Reid
Blonde Tubes
Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole
This is how NOT to use a stripper pole, the basic 101 introductory course.
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Blonde Sausage Sculptor
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 22, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I like my body and face, and I love my breasts... my girls."
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"But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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