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Britney is Tired of Mean People


Village Idiot for 27 May 2023, Britney Spears

Britney vented her frustrations on Instagram against "mean people". Brit Twit said "I'm not sure why people are trying to stir up negativity ... you guys are always so d-mn sneaky, Am talking about the ones who are creating lies !!!" going on to say "a woman who has the right to drive whenever I want to go shopping ... whenever I want and I do a d-mn good job at acknowledging my practice in just being a good person !!!" The ranted continued with her saying "With that said I'm disgusted with the attempts of people saying I'm not well ... people are hateful and I have dogs and I'm quite happy with my easy way of living," she wrote. "I take care of myself !!! I take 2 hour baths and I'm learning to be myself which is awesome !!! By no means am I perfect !!!" 2 hour long baths? Well I'm sold. Clearly she has it all together. I mean a history of insane behavior, a string of ex-husbands and wrinkled toes by the sounds of it. But you take a 2 hour long bath and before you know it all your problems are gone.

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Monthly Moron for May

Which one of these Blondes do you want as your Princess Leia this May 4?
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning

Blonde Tubes

Britney Spears' Live Mic at Concert

Britney Spears' Live Mic at Concert


Listen to Britney's heavy breathing while plodding along to the music at a concert.
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Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole

Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole


This is how NOT to use a stripper pole, the basic 101 introductory course.
Really Stupid
Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends


It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy ... I'd rather kiss."
Paris Hilton
"Having children who are sick on your shoes before you head out to an awards ceremony keeps you grounded."
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"(Kabbalah) helps you confront your fears. Like if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
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