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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Gwyneth's son, Moses, was left embarrassed at the Los Angeles premiere of her new movie Marty Supreme when he had to watch his mom's sex scenes. Gwyneth commented "Oh my God! My poor son" revealing her son not only had to watch her sex scenes but was right next to her the whole time and revealing her character has "...a lot of sex". Nothing like some mother and son bonding... Oh God, mom, is that you getting screwed by the guy from Dune? Weird time to get a boner.
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Which one of these blondes is going to be deported by ICE this year?©
By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Charlize Theron
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Anna Kournikova
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Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 27, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations
This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
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Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage
Britney Spears takes a tumble and hurts her ankle on stage while lip syncing.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"It's nice to get the stamp of approval from the boys, it's way better than being No. 101." (on Maxim's Hot 100 list for 2004)
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
"Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it."
Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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