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Taylor Swift has officially taken the title of "richest female musician" in history. Forbes stated that Taylor was worth $2billion with Rihanna and Beyoncé both worth a reported $1 billion. Great, now we get to listen to songs about the trouble with being in love as a billionaire. I bet her new hubby feels pretty stupid signing that prenup.
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Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 22, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Beach Fails Compilation
Dumb blondes love the water and getting wet. It doesn't matter if it's the beach or the pool. Just be careful when you're around them because things rarely go according to plan when blondes are left to do their own thing failure is also an option. In some
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Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations
This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"What's so beautiful about breasts is their uniqueness. I don't understand the obsession with fakeness. It's a very odd thing, isn't it, to prefer fake and big to small and unique or just beautiful and real."
Anne Heche
Anne Heche
"Celebrity is death, celebrity, that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor."
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Glenn Close
"I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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