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Village Idiot for 23 Mar 2019, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears

Britney is Heading to Broadway

Apparently Britney Spears will be leaving Vegas and making her way to Broadway with a new musical called "Once Upon A One More Time". The musical will include 23 Britney songs and will be a feminist fairy tale. It will be based on female characters from a collection of Grimms' fairy tales meets feminist classic, The Feminine Mystique. Oh boy.

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Monthly Moron for March

Which one of these Blondes will admit to having an affair with Donald Trump?
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By Lameer Witter (USMC) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Suzanne Somers
Suzanne Somers
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Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn
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Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole

Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole


This is how NOT to use a stripper pole, the basic 101 introductory course.
Really Stupid
Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations


This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
Stupid
Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
Idiotic
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'd rather be number one on the worst-dressed list than number two on the best."
Nicolette Sheridan
"Everyone is made differently and that's what makes us beautiful and unique. I want girls to look in the mirror and feel confident."
Ashlee Simpson
"I will have a lot of grandkids. I just imagine telling them lots of stories of my crazy life. I think I'm going to be a pretty cool grandma."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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