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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton Hangs Out in Her Birthday Suit


Village Idiot for 22 Jan 2022, Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton celebrated her 76th birthday by taking to social media with a picture and a caption "Just hangin' out in my birthday suit," And would you believe it, she was. It was a pink silk suit with red lace details. Dolly is the kind of cheeky, silly blonde we love. Happy Birthday Dolly from Blondesville.

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Monthly Moron for January

Which one of these Blondes got blackout drunk on New Years Eve?
 
Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
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Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
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Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door


This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Amanda Bynes Police Encounter

Amanda Bynes Police Encounter


Amanda Bynes police encounter didn't go down well.
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Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'm in show business. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You have to keep them groomed."
Dolly Parton
"I'm covered with loser dust. I can't even get an autographed 'Charmed' poster for my daughter."
Courtney Love
"I can't even write a postcard."
Daryl Hannah
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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