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Taylor Swift has officially taken the title of "richest female musician" in history. Forbes stated that Taylor was worth $2billion with Rihanna and Beyoncé both worth a reported $1 billion. Great, now we get to listen to songs about the trouble with being in love as a billionaire. I bet her new hubby feels pretty stupid signing that prenup.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Having children who are sick on your shoes before you head out to an awards ceremony keeps you grounded."
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"My sons think it's a fireman's pole, but I forgot to cut a hole through the ground into the kitchen."
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"If I sit around eating macaroni and cheese, and don't exercise at all, by the time I'm in my forties, I'll be tripping over every inch of my body!" (on why she occasionally goes to the gym)
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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