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With the reboot of Baywatch underway Pamela was asked if she would be making a cameo along with past stars. Pamela said "No one's reached out to me, I don't know much about it." She went on to say "no plans of going back to Baywatch." I don't think there's enough plastic surgery to get her back into the famous red swimsuit.
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Which one of these Blondes should get a podiatrist first?Nikki Glaser
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Blonde Struggles with Weather
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 15, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book."
Madonna
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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."
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"The reason that the all American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think"
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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