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Village Idiot for 23 May 2020, Lisa Kudrow
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Lisa Kudrow

Lisa Didn't Know Space Force is Real

Lisa Kudrow may be playing a part in the new comedy series Space Force but she didn't know it was based on a real thing. "But sorry, dumbass here didn't know there was actually a Space Force," Lisa said, "It's so embarrassing because when I saw the last State of the Union and he mentioned Space Force, I went, 'Oh! It's a real thing!' The whole time we're shooting, it didn't come up." Can't say I blame her with all the crazy things being said these days it's hard to know whats real and whats fake.

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Monthly Moron for May

Which one of these Blondes would you want nursing you back to health if you got the Coronavirus?
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve

Blonde Tubes

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
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Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video

Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video


Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I love clothes, but as soon as I get in, I strip off and have naked time around the house."
Charlize Theron
"I was a pregnant vixen."
Heather Locklear
"A movie producer once left some bra enhancers in my dressing room. Subtle, right?"
Julia Stiles
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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