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Village Idiot for 7 Dec 2019, Justin Timberlake
 
Justin Timberlake

Justin Makes a Public Apology for Being Naughty with a Co-Star

Ex-boyband member Justin Timberlake grovelled in public to his wife Jessica Biel after a drunken night out with his co-star Alisha Wainwright. Witnesses said Justin and Alisha were seen holding hands and playing around which sent him on an epic apology tour. Justin said in an Instagram post "A few weeks ago I displayed a strong lapse in judgement - but let me be clear - nothing happened between me and my costar. I drank way too much that night and I regret my behavior. I should have known better" I wonder how much money Jessica's gonna make when they file for divorce?

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Monthly Moron for December

Which one of these Blondes would be the perfect "naughty" elf for the holidays?
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Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
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Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
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Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy

Blonde Tubes

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around


The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
Really Stupid
Dumb Blondes in the Music Industry

Dumb Blondes in the Music Industry


A blonde takes her first steps into the music industry and it all goes wrong.
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Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
Justin Timberlake
"I don't want to sit around and hope good things will happen. I want to make them happen... I want to be in control of my own destiny."
Drew Barrymore
"I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra. There's so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it."
Christina Aguilera
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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