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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
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Scarlett's skincare company "The Outset" is shutting down after 4 years. "Scarlett is crushed," a source said. "She invested years of work, money and personal pride into this business. She genuinely believed it would become a major success." I'll tell you where she went wrong, not enough focus on vagina. She needs to get some wacky business advice from fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow if she wants to succeed as exploiting her fan base for gain.
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Monthly Moron for November
Which one of these blondes will be the naughtiest this November?©
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Charlize Theron
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Heidi Klum
Kate Hudson
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Blonde Culinary Catastrophes
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 9, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous
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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends
It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.
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Blonde Bathroom Blunder
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 13, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
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Alicia Silverstone
"I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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