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Madonna recently snapped at her fans for using their phones at her concert. Mad Madonna was upset after dancing on stage with Sabrina Carpenter and looking out at the audience and seeing a sea of phones instead of faces. She has since told fans "Put your fucking phones down and connect." That's right people, nobody wants to see your videos of an aging pop star desperately trying to regain her fame. Put away your phones and pretend to still enjoy her music.
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Which one of these Blondes could fill Dolly Partons shoes?January Jones
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Blonde Tubes
Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video
Reese Witherspoon goes legally blonde on a cop and it's all caught on police dashcam.
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Ice, Ice, Baby
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 30, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Needle Nervous Blonde
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 2, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!"
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
"I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb."
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
"My hidden talent? I don't keep any of my talents hidden! With me, it's more like, Hey, look at what I can do."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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