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Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Lost Followers After Getting Naked


Village Idiot for 19 Sep 2026, Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Sweeney has been making the most of her ample assets in various campaigns but her recent sports betting nudity stunt has lost her over 200,000 followers on Instagram. While the ad for the app got 1.1 million likes her Instagram following dropped after female athletes spoke out against her. Sydney has tried fighting back saying "The concept is simple: cut through the noise and put the focus entirely on sports. The campaign brings that idea to life with confidence, humor and a playful edge." This is terrible. We need some kind of campaign to bring attention to the matter. We should get someone who can get attention using whatever means necessary. They need to be angry, hopping mad if you will. Then hopping up and down some more. Then maybe a little side to side swaying to mix it up. Just a thought.

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Monthly Moron for September

Which one of these Blondes could fill Dolly Partons shoes?
 
January Jones
January Jones
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Sydney Sweeney
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Blonde Tubes

Britney Spears Unplugged

Britney Spears Unplugged


Britney Spears' unplugged and untouched studio recording sound.

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Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations


This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.

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Blonde Exercise Fail

Blonde Exercise Fail


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 35, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Would I work with him again? I'd sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to!" (on Woody Allen)
Scarlett Johansson
"My insecurities? I'm dumb, I'm stupid, I'm white, I'm ugly, I smell and I'm white... My nose is crooked... Um, my penis is small."
Eminem
"We definitely all know each other...but there's no conspiracy. We don't sit around planning some great overthrow." (on fellow Aussi actors like Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett and Russell Crowe)
Heath Ledger
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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