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Britney Breaks Her Foot


Village Idiot for 25 May 2024, Britney Spears

Brit Twit apparently has a broken foot posting to Instagram a video of her swollen foot saying "Walking on a broken foot ... if i go fast it goes numb !!!" The incident happened at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles where she claims "It's so bad. F-king idiot here tries to do a leap in the living room of the Chateau, and I fell -- embarrassed myself -- and that's it," That conservatorship is looking like a safer option for her than leaving her to her own devices.

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Monthly Moron for May

Which one of these Blondes do you want to go bar-hopping with this Cinco de Mayo?
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Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations


This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.

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Blonde Swing and a Miss

Blonde Swing and a Miss


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 24, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Needle Nervous Blonde

Needle Nervous Blonde


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 2, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'd love to get pajamas. Good, nice and warm flannel ones."
Charlize Theron
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
Cameron Diaz
"It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. It would not be fair to the fans of the show if we continue pretending to be best pals. It's not right, and I don't want to be fake."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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