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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.
Miley is releasing new music and her ego has come along for the ride. Miley said "This is the ultimate dress rehearsal. I've learned now through the queue that my calculations are correct, and people will come to me. I don't need to drive to you" She went on to say "I chose to do the show at the (Hollywood) Bowl because I knew that my bed was only going to be like a 10-minute drive home by 11 pm" You heard her people, make sure you make your way to her majesty in an orderly fashion and leave quietly afterwards. She has to be in bed by 11pm.
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna
Ellen DeGeneres
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Tara Reid
Blonde Tubes
Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door
This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around
The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation
Get ready to LOL, cringe, and maybe even facepalm your way through the ultimate fail compilation of 2023! ♂️ From epic faceplants to 'oops' moments that defy logic, Blondesville's Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation is a rollercoaste
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it."
Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
"We definitely all know each other...but there's no conspiracy. We don't sit around planning some great overthrow." (on fellow Aussi actors like Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett and Russell Crowe)
Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger
"I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect."
Jessica Simpson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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