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Kristen Bell

Kristen's Kids Name is a Bummer


Village Idiot for 31 Jul 2021, Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell revealed that her daughters name is a real bummer thanks to the Coronavirus. Kristen's 6-year-old daughter named Delta can't be having a good time. When asked about the name on a podcast she said "It's a big, big bummer, But I'm really hoping that the delta variant won't be as strong as the original COVID and people will still say corona." Has she checked the news recently? Delta is the most contagious strain right now. Sorry kiddo.

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Monthly Moron for July

Which one of these Blondes won't be vaccinated in time for 4th of July celebrations?
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Madonna
Madonna
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Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
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Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer

Blonde Tubes

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
Idiotic
Blonde Loves it Once it's In

Blonde Loves it Once it's In


Blonde TV presenter has to admit that once it's in she loves it...
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What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?

What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?


This German Blonde has lost something, can she find it and what is it?
Really Dumb
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I am certainly not against plastic surgery. However, I am absolutely against having to discuss it."
Madonna
"The advantages are that you don't get in as many arguments, and the disadvantage is that you're talking to yourself." (on the pluses and minuses of being in a relationship)
Justin Timberlake
"Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can't take away that she's a good actress. So she's going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too. ... The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married. Have kids and get my acting life back. I feel like my rainbow is starting to come."
Tara Reid
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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