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Britney has Another Public Meltdown


Village Idiot for 28 Jan 2023, Britney Spears

Britney apparently had another public meltdown at a restaurant in LA when she started to hide behind a menu to avoid people. Apparently hubby Sam Asghari stormed off when Britney broke down into a manic episode leaving her to fend for herself. Britney has since taken to social media with a bizarre video of her dancing to the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" while flipping off the camera. Well that all seems perfectly normal. If she has another repeat of her infamous 2007 head shaving breakdown don't say anything or you might get slapped by Will Smith.

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Monthly Moron for January

Which one of these Blondes will be this years queen of the Red Carpet?
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2d Lt Jessica Cicchetto, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
Brie Larson
Brie Larson
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Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural


Talk Show question asking a Blonde if her husband is Urban or Rural is too complicated.
Stupid
Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door


This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science

Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science


Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
Really Dumb
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I could eat a shoe with hot sauce on it,"
Heather Locklear
"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick."
Gwyneth Paltrow
"Would I work with him again? I'd sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to!" (on Woody Allen)
Scarlett Johansson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
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