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Britney's Botched Botox


Village Idiot for 15 Aug 2026, Britney Spears

Brit Twit revealed she under went Botox that left her with a droopy eye for weeks. Britney said "[The Doctor] put so much Botox in this left eye that it drooped down like that" going on to say "And it's just now starting to raise up and be normal again. It's so embarrassing it was like that." She warned "Girls, you have to be so careful if you do Botox with these people and these doctors. They can really fuck your eyes up." And if you listen her music it can really fuck up your ears. I wonder what you have to do too much of to lose your kids?

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Monthly Moron for August

Which one of these Blondes should get a podiatrist first?
 
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Nikki Glaser
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Sabrina Carpenter
Sabrina Carpenter
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Blonde Tubes

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian


This foreign blonde proves shes practically a vegetable herself.

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Blonde Struggles with Weather

Blonde Struggles with Weather


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Blondes Locked in the Loo

Blondes Locked in the Loo


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 39, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world."
Anna Kournikova
"I am certainly not against plastic surgery. However, I am absolutely against having to discuss it."
Madonna
"I have never taken myself that seriously as an actor."
Owen Wilson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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