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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.Village Idiot for 20 Jul 2019, Scarlett Johansson
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You Can't Tell Scarlett What to Do
Scarlett Johansson has come out against politically correct casting. Scarlett said "You know, as an actor I should be allowed to play any person, or any tree, or any animal because that is my job and the requirements of my job," going on to say "I feel like it's a trend in my business and it needs to happen for various social reasons, yet there are times it does get uncomfortable when it affects the art because I feel art should be free of restrictions." Somebody really wanted to be part of the new Lion King movie.
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Monthly Moron for July
Which one of these Blondes should not be allowed around the fireworks this 4th of July?Miley Cyrus
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By Kurt Kulac (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Jennifer Lawrence
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Amanda Bynes
Blonde Tubes
Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef
Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science
Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Well, I paid for it, so I guess I get to keep it. It will go in the archive somewhere." (on her security ankle bracelet)
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
"The reason that the all American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think"
Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
"I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one."
Cameron Diaz
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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