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Village Idiot for 23 Sep 2017, Jennifer Lawrence
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Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence's Wild Night in Budapest

Jennifer Lawrence recently revealed that she got into a bar fight in Budapest with a rude fan. Jennifer told Seth Meyers "I was drunk and this guy asked me for a selfie and I was like 'no thank you'... he said 'fuck you' and something in me snapped" She went on to explain "I said 'did you just say fuck you to me?' and I grabbed him and I took beers and I started dousing them all over him" What was that guy thinking? You don't mess with the Hunger Games winner.

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Monthly Moron for September

Which one of these Blondes Would Be Dumb Enough to Stare at a Solar Eclipse Without Protection?
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Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Blonde Tubes

Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage

Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage


Britney Spears takes a tumble and hurts her ankle on stage while lip syncing.
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 16 Sep 2017, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has Some Weird Madonna Fantasy's

Lady Gaga says she wants Madonna to throw her against a wall and kiss her. In her new biopic Gaga: Five Foot Two she talks about her feud with Madonna and says "I just want Madonna to push me up against a wall, kiss me and tell me I'm a piece of shit." So now she's promoting abuse and forcing yourself on someone? I'm so confused. But I guess that's how a publicity stunt is born.
Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna

Madonna's European Vacation

Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
Village Idiot for 2 Sep 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Comes Clean on Her Relationships

Miss Paltrow has been linked to a variety of men, including Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt and Chris Martin, over the years and has finally come clean about those failed relationships. Gwyneth told Girlboss Radio "I'm actually a pretty good friend, and a good sister and a daughter and a mother, but I'm at my potentially most vulnerable and fucked up in the romantic slice of the pie." The good news is you can now buy Gwyneth's all new Romance Pies made with real Tasmanian platypus liver topped with Uzbekistan sheep spit whipped cream from GOOP for the price of a down payment on a house.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"A movie producer once left some bra enhancers in my dressing room. Subtle, right?"
Julia Stiles
"Having children who are sick on your shoes before you head out to an awards ceremony keeps you grounded."
Reese Witherspoon
"I have never taken myself that seriously as an actor."
Owen Wilson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: How did the Blonde get 27 hole's in her face?
A: She was trying to learn to use a fork.
Q: Why do Blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a Blonde won't do.
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