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Britney Spears

Britney Quit Then Returned to Instagram for More Insanity


Village Idiot for 15 Nov 2025, Britney Spears

Brit Twit deleted her Instagram account after months of erratic posts only to return with more posts stating "So much has happened this year, it's crazy ..." She went on to post again saying "Got stuck in Mexico for two weeks and I was banging my head against the wall." and "It's quite interesting to see what a person does in vulnerable situations... I obviously trusted no one and entertained myself like a fucking idiot." and lastly "It's actually insane! The one time due to the depths of insanity I think I said my name for the first time in years." Something tells me K-Fed's recent book has triggered the next round of insanity from Britney. All you can do is buckle up, grab the popcorn and keep an eye out for flying knives. This is gonna be entertaining.

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Monthly Moron for November

Which one of these Blondes will be fighting over food stamps this month?
 
Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea
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Tara Reid
Tara Reid

Blonde Tubes

Drunk Blonde Forgets Her Own Name

Drunk Blonde Forgets Her Own Name


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Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?


Kelly Pickler has a go on the celebrity version of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader".

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Blondes Falling Head Over Heels

Blondes Falling Head Over Heels


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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious"
Kate Hudson
"I have never taken myself that seriously as an actor."
Owen Wilson
"I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches."
Anna Nicole Smith
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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