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Britney Spears

Britney Talks About Being a Baby Mama


Village Idiot for 12 Jun 2021, Britney Spears

Britney admitted that it wasn't easy being a young mum saying "I had my babies very young... at all the pools we went to on tours, all the babies flocked to me because I always brought the the most toys" adding "I really am a baby mamma" Clearly not the best decision maker, I mean she did get pregnant by a backup dancer called K-Fed after all. Lets just be thankful there are no more baby Britney's, I don't think the world could handle it.

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Monthly Moron for June

Which one of these Blondes would you take your mask off for?
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum

Blonde Tubes

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian


This foreign blonde proves shes practically a vegetable herself.
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video

Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video


Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of."
Claire Daines
"I was just really concerned that I had not been getting enough publicity. I wanted to do something to draw more attention." (on why he bleached his hair blonde)
Brad Pitt
"I can't go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don't think I'm excessive."
Hilary Duff
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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