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Taylor Momsen was performing on stage with her rock band in Spain when she was bitten by a bat. Video of the incident shows her on stage with the crowd pointing at her while the bat clung to her dress above her leg without her realizing it. Taylor reported "He was cute, but yes he bit me...so rabies shots for the next two weeks thanks to all the staff at the hospital who dubbed me #batgirl" How did she not notice a bat on her? Especially one that was biting her?
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes do you want knocking at your door for Trick or Treat this Halloween?©
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Heidi Klum
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Blondes Love Bouquets
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 31, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde in a Shady Situation
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 12, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blondes Have a Sense of Humor
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 5, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
"It's nice to get the stamp of approval from the boys, it's way better than being No. 101." (on Maxim's Hot 100 list for 2004)
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
"I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants."
Pamela Anderson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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