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Heidi Klum

COVID Claims Heidi's Halloween Costume


Village Idiot for 24 Oct 2020, Heidi Klum

Every year Heidi Klum goes overboard with an elaborate Halloween costume but it looks like COVID has taken this from us too. A source claimed "Heidi isn't doing her Halloween party this year due to everything going on [in the world]," Damn you COVID! How is a gorgeous supermodel blonde going to get any attention if she can't go overboard during Halloween?

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Monthly Moron for October

Which one of these blondes would you explore a haunted house with?
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson
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Julia Stiles
Julia Stiles

Blonde Tubes

Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video

Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video


Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
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Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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Paris Hilton in Prison

Paris Hilton in Prison


Paris is heading to prison, why they let her go I will never know.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Yes, I do. But I'm a cocky bastard." (on whether he thinks his solo album is better than anything 'NSync has ever done)
Justin Timberlake
"You know what, Christina? You're scary." (when asked about rival Christina Agulilera)
Britney Spears
"If you can't change your surroundings, change your hair color."
Brittany Murphy
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
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