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Village Idiot for 18 May 2019, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears

Britney is Off to See the Shrink

After leaving court for her conservatorship hearing it's been reported that Britney has been told to undergo an expert evaluation. Britney apparently left the court without any shoes on. You always know which way a court case has gone based on the amount of the clothing people leave wearing. No shoes? Off to the shrink.

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Monthly Moron for May

Which one of these Blondes would you want as your Tag Team Partner in Wrestling?
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By Liloesc (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Glenn Close
Glenn Close

Blonde Tubes

Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage

Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage


Britney Spears takes a tumble and hurts her ankle on stage while lip syncing.
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Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around


The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
Really Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect."
Jessica Simpson
"We sang a couple of duets in the car once. They didn't go so well." (on singing with boyfriend Justin Timberlake)
Cameron Diaz
"There are only three ages for women in Hollywood ... Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."
Goldie Hawn
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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