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Sydney Sweeney has been making the most of her ample assets in various campaigns but her recent sports betting nudity stunt has lost her over 200,000 followers on Instagram. While the ad for the app got 1.1 million likes her Instagram following dropped after female athletes spoke out against her. Sydney has tried fighting back saying "The concept is simple: cut through the noise and put the focus entirely on sports. The campaign brings that idea to life with confidence, humor and a playful edge." This is terrible. We need some kind of campaign to bring attention to the matter. We should get someone who can get attention using whatever means necessary. They need to be angry, hopping mad if you will. Then hopping up and down some more. Then maybe a little side to side swaying to mix it up. Just a thought.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I'm sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image. But at home I'm really not like that... All of my ex-boy friends, not Paris (her fiance) of course, would be like, 'What's the matter with you? You're so not sexual.'"
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Paris Hilton
"I have a huge, active imagination, I think I'm really scared of being alone, because if I'm left to my own devices, I'll just turn into a madwoman."
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"My hidden talent? I don't keep any of my talents hidden! With me, it's more like, Hey, look at what I can do."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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