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Madonna Doesn't Want You Looking at Your Phones


Village Idiot for 12 Sep 2026, Madonna

Madonna recently snapped at her fans for using their phones at her concert. Mad Madonna was upset after dancing on stage with Sabrina Carpenter and looking out at the audience and seeing a sea of phones instead of faces. She has since told fans "Put your fucking phones down and connect." That's right people, nobody wants to see your videos of an aging pop star desperately trying to regain her fame. Put away your phones and pretend to still enjoy her music.

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Monthly Moron for September

Which one of these Blondes could fill Dolly Partons shoes?
 
January Jones
January Jones
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Wipeout Wonders

Blonde Wipeout Wonders


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 27, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Gym Fails Compilation

Blonde Gym Fails Compilation


Its time to hit the gym but try not to get hit in the head like these dumb blondes. It's all fun and games until someone gets a head injury. Make sure you warmup before watching these blondes unleashed at the gym. You're gonna want to stretch those jaw mu

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Blondes Riding Scooters

Blondes Riding Scooters


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 46, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy ... I'd rather kiss."
Paris Hilton
"I want to be a guy, but I want to wear a lot of makeup."
Gwen Stefani
"It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too."
Cameron Diaz
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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