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Village Idiot for 20 Apr 2019, Pamela Anderson
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Pamela Anderson

Pamela Goes Nuts After Assange Arrest

Pamela Anderson went on a Twitter rampage after the arrest of Julian Assange attacking everyone from Ecuador to the UK and America. Pamela Tweeted "I am in shock.. He looks very bad. How could you Equador? (Because he exposed you). How could you UK? Of course - you are America's (expletive) and you need a diversion from your idiotic Brexit (expletive)." "And the USA ?" she continued. "This toxic coward of a President He needs to rally his base? - You are selfish and cruel. You have taken the entire world backwards. You are devils and liars and thieves. And you will ROTT And WE WILL RISE". United Nations here we come.

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Monthly Moron for April

Which one of these Blondes will be this years honorary annual April Fool?
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Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks
 
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural


Talk Show question asking a Blonde if her husband is Urban or Rural is too complicated.
Stupid
Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science

Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science


Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
Really Dumb
Amanda Bynes Police Encounter

Amanda Bynes Police Encounter


Amanda Bynes police encounter didn't go down well.
Really Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn't a very nice one."
Brittany Murphy
"We're human beings and the sun is the sun - how can it be bad for you? I don't think anything that's natural can be bad for you"
Gwyneth Paltrow
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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