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Village Idiot for 25 May 2019, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is Engaged, Again

Scarlett Johansson recently announced her engagement to Saturday Night Live/SNL funny man Colin Jost. This will be Colin's first marriage and Scarlett's third. Watch out boy she'll chew you up, Oh here she comes, She's a maneater...

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Monthly Moron for May

Which one of these Blondes would you want as your Tag Team Partner in Wrestling?
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Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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Glenn Close
Glenn Close

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Loves it Once it's In

Blonde Loves it Once it's In


Blonde TV presenter has to admit that once it's in she loves it...
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Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?


Kelly Pickler has a go on the celebrity version of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader".
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Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around


The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants."
Pamela Anderson
"Maybe I had one too many champagne cocktails, but I got home and opened up my door, and it wasn't my kitchen! I realized my key opens up somebody else's door in my building."
Scarlett Johansson
"I don't want to be the Hollywood girl ... I'm Southern and old-fashioned."
Jaime Pressly
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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