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Village Idiot for 22 Jun 2019, Madonna
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Madonna

Madonna Doesn't Like Instagram

Madonna has been complaining about Instagram saying it was designed to "to make you feel bad." She complained further saying it makes you "a slave to winning other's approvals... Should I be like that, act like that, look like that? Will that make me more popular, or more successful?" She does have a point, we really should rely on the media to tell us which celebrities to look like based on their Photoshopped images. Is anyone else noticing a pattern?

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Monthly Moron for June

Which one of these Blondes grins is the most blinding?
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Kaley Cuoco
Kaley Cuoco
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Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag

Blonde Tubes

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around


The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?

What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?


This German Blonde has lost something, can she find it and what is it?
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Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science

Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science


Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"All those girls who were mean to me, I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great."
Jenny McCarthy
"My sons think it's a fireman's pole, but I forgot to cut a hole through the ground into the kitchen."
Pamela Anderson
"Call me a slag. If it means being a strong woman, I'll gladly be that."
Christina Aguilera
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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