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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Dolly Parton

We Lost a Legend


Village Idiot for 29 Aug 2026, Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton passed away after a brief battle with cancer bringing an end to a long legacy of talent, charisma and charm. Dolly will be missed as someone who was always in good spirits and willing to have a laugh, even at herself. Dolly will be missed.

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Monthly Moron for August

Which one of these Blondes should get a podiatrist first?
 
Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
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Sabrina Carpenter
Sabrina Carpenter
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Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate

Blonde Tubes

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.

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Barking blondes

Barking blondes


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 47, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Culinary Catastrophes

Blonde Culinary Catastrophes


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 9, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year."
Gwyneth Paltrow
"It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too."
Cameron Diaz
"I just borrow my friends' kids... it's the best form of birth control, because I'm so tired after I've had them for an afternoon I'm like, 'Let's wait a few more years.'"
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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