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Britney vented her frustrations on Instagram against "mean people". Brit Twit said "I'm not sure why people are trying to stir up negativity ... you guys are always so d-mn sneaky, Am talking about the ones who are creating lies !!!" going on to say "a woman who has the right to drive whenever I want to go shopping ... whenever I want and I do a d-mn good job at acknowledging my practice in just being a good person !!!" The ranted continued with her saying "With that said I'm disgusted with the attempts of people saying I'm not well ... people are hateful and I have dogs and I'm quite happy with my easy way of living," she wrote. "I take care of myself !!! I take 2 hour baths and I'm learning to be myself which is awesome !!! By no means am I perfect !!!" 2 hour long baths? Well I'm sold. Clearly she has it all together. I mean a history of insane behavior, a string of ex-husbands and wrinkled toes by the sounds of it. But you take a 2 hour long bath and before you know it all your problems are gone.
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Blonde Tubes

Britney Spears' Live Mic at Concert
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Dumb Blonde Takes to the Stripper Pole
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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends
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