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Village Idiot for 17 Aug 2019, Taylor Swift
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Taylor Swift

Taylor has an Epiphany

After receiving an award at the 2019 Teen Choice Awards Taylor wanted to talk mistakes. Taylor said "I think one thing I wish I would have known when I was a teen are mistakes are inevitable." It's always nice to see a blonde come to the realization that nature beats nurture, just give in to your inner dumb blonde.

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Monthly Moron for August

Which one of these Blondes would join the Flat Earth Society?
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By Lan Bui (Streamy Awards Photo 375) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Kudrow
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Presenter at the Beach

Blonde Presenter at the Beach


Blonde Presenter at the Beach, yet some how it doesn't work.
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What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?

What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?


This German Blonde has lost something, can she find it and what is it?
Really Dumb
Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video

Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video


Reese Witherspoon goes legally blonde on a cop and it's all caught on police dashcam.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"If she had a clue, she wouldn't have made that movie 'Crossroads', don't you think?" (on his ex Britney Spears' career choices.)
Justin Timberlake
"There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift."
Melanie Griffith
"I know it's more fashionable to talk about what a pain it is, being recognized, but it's really kind of nice. Usually people are really happy to see you."
Owen Wilson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
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