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Madonna

Madonna's Sex Obsession


Village Idiot for 1 Oct 2022, Madonna

In a YouTube video Madonna claimed sex was not only her favorite guilty pleasure but also her current "obsession". She went on to say her worst ideas were "Getting married. Both times!" referring to Sean Penn from 1985 to 1989 and Guy Ritchie from 2000 to 2008. It sounds like she's found the antidote to menopause and is firing on all cylinders.

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Monthly Moron for October

Which one of these blondes do you want to get drunk with at Oktoberfest?
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

Blonde Tubes

 Charlize Theron Does Charity Work

Charlize Theron Does Charity Work


Charlize tells Conan all about her charity blind date.
Stupid
Paris Hilton in Prison

Paris Hilton in Prison


Paris is heading to prison, why they let her go I will never know.
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Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Whenever I write an e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
Paris Hilton
"Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. in fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb."
Courtney Love
"It another way of getting in touch with people that I just don't want to be bothered with." (on why she doesn't have an email account)
Scarlett Johansson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
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