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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.Village Idiot for 23 May 2020, Lisa Kudrow
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Lisa Didn't Know Space Force is Real
Lisa Kudrow may be playing a part in the new comedy series Space Force but she didn't know it was based on a real thing. "But sorry, dumbass here didn't know there was actually a Space Force," Lisa said, "It's so embarrassing because when I saw the last State of the Union and he mentioned Space Force, I went, 'Oh! It's a real thing!' The whole time we're shooting, it didn't come up." Can't say I blame her with all the crazy things being said these days it's hard to know whats real and whats fake.
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Monthly Moron for May
Which one of these Blondes would you want nursing you back to health if you got the Coronavirus?©
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Margot Robbie
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Scarlett Johansson
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This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian
This foreign blonde proves shes practically a vegetable herself.
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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends
It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly."
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
"But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing."
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Christina Applegate
"Call me a slag. If it means being a strong woman, I'll gladly be that."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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