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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.
Miley is releasing new music and her ego has come along for the ride. Miley said "This is the ultimate dress rehearsal. I've learned now through the queue that my calculations are correct, and people will come to me. I don't need to drive to you" She went on to say "I chose to do the show at the (Hollywood) Bowl because I knew that my bed was only going to be like a 10-minute drive home by 11 pm" You heard her people, make sure you make your way to her majesty in an orderly fashion and leave quietly afterwards. She has to be in bed by 11pm.
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
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Blonde Takes a Salty Shot
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Get ready to LOL, cringe, and maybe even facepalm your way through the ultimate fail compilation of 2024! From epic faceplants to 'oops' moments that defy logic, Blondesville's Blonde Moments 2024 Fails Compilation is a rollercoaster ride of mishaps and m
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Ice, Ice, Baby
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Everyone is made differently and that's what makes us beautiful and unique. I want girls to look in the mirror and feel confident."
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Ashlee Simpson
"Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I'm that icon."
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Paris Hilton
"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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