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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.
After spending the last few months pretending to be famous Justin has decided to be a better husband to wife Jessica Biel. Jessica has been at home raising the 2 kids while Justin struggles to remain relevant on his Forget Tomorrow World Tour. Insiders say "Justin knows that and he's determined to make sure she's totally spoiled when he's home for the holidays. There aren't going to be any of the usual boys' nights out. Instead, he's concentrating his focus on being the perfect husband." I see another celebrity divorce in the very near future. I don't think Jessica will have any problems getting attention when it's all over.
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Monthly Moron for January
Which one of these Blondes is still recovering from their New Years Eve party hangover?©
Condé Nast (through Vogue Taiwan), CC BY 3.0 , via Wikimedia Commons
Sydney Sweeney
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Elizabeth Banks
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By Manfred Werner - Tsui (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Rebecca Romijn
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Brain Freeze Chronicles
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 4, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous
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Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation
Get ready to LOL, cringe, and maybe even facepalm your way through the ultimate fail compilation of 2023! ♂️ From epic faceplants to 'oops' moments that defy logic, Blondesville's Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation is a rollercoaste
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Drunk Blonde Forgets Her Own Name
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 19, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"We definitely all know each other... but there's no conspiracy. We don't sit around planning some great overthrow." (on fellow Aussi actors Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe)
Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger
"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!"
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
"I have never taken myself that seriously as an actor."
Owen Wilson
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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