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Justin Timberlake and Tiger Woods are Opening a Bar


Village Idiot for 13 Jul 2024, Justin Timberlake

Just weeks after Justin was caught drunk driving it has been revealed that he and Tiger Woods are opening a bar together. The 2 were given permission to start planning ways to convert an old movie theater in St. Andrews, Scotland into a "luxury bar". Tiger Woods claims he and Justin came up with the idea to open a bar while playing golf together in the Bahamas. I cant think of a more perfect odd couple. Both have blonde ex's capable of doing crazy shit and were probably the reason the ex's went insane.

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Monthly Moron for July

Which one of these blondes will be blackout drunk on a boat this 4 July?
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Chelsea Handler

Blonde Tubes

Blonde in a Shady Situation

Blonde in a Shady Situation


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 12, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Brain Freeze Chronicles

Brain Freeze Chronicles


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 4, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous

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Blonde at the Beach Failing

Blonde at the Beach Failing


Blonde at the Beach can't seem to get things right.

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I was a pregnant vixen."
Heather Locklear
"I hated being without them. It was like, 'Where are my pals?' "But I could see my feet for the first time in years."
Pamela Anderson
"I'm covered with loser dust. I can't even get an autographed 'Charmed' poster for my daughter."
Courtney Love
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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