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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Reese made nearly $900 million after selling her company Hello Sunshine. She has now joined French media company Mediawan to buy back the company she sold. Reese shared the news on Instagram with the title "Dream big. Work hard. And don't wait around for someone else to make it happen." You know most people sell their company, kick up their heels and relax for the rest of their lives. Not this blonde.
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna
Ellen DeGeneres
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Tara Reid
Blonde Tubes
Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science
Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
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Blonde Beach Fails Compilation
Dumb blondes love the water and getting wet. It doesn't matter if it's the beach or the pool. Just be careful when you're around them because things rarely go according to plan when blondes are left to do their own thing failure is also an option. In some
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'"
Anastacia
Anastacia
"How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene... you know, where you're running down the beach?" (upon meeting Pamela Anderson)
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
Cameron Diaz
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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