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Taylor Swift

Taylor's Dirty Private Jet


Village Idiot for 13 Aug 2022, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift has been named the dirtiest celebrity polluter by celebrity jet tracker CelebJets who say her private jet has done more flights than any other celebrity thus causing more air pollution claiming "1,184.8 times more than the average person's total annual emissions." A representative for Taylor said "Taylor's jet is loaned out regularly to other individuals" Sound's like a really dirty jet, all that pollution and being whored out to others. We all knew she was trouble.

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Monthly Moron for August

Which one of these Blondes would you send to Russia for peace talks?
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Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron
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Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
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Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian


This foreign blonde proves shes practically a vegetable herself.
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Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video

Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video


Reese Witherspoon goes legally blonde on a cop and it's all caught on police dashcam.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you."
Kirsten Dunst
"The reason that the all American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think"
Farrah Fawcett
"I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs."
Cameron Diaz
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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