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Amanda Bynes

Amanda is Now a Rapper


Village Idiot for 23 Jan 2021, Amanda Bynes

Amanda is starting the new year with a new career as a rapper. Amanda released a snippet of her new track on Instagram called "Diamonds" where she raps "Diamonds, Diamonds on my neck, on my wrist" and so on for 12 seconds. Oh boy, 2021 is going to be another one of those years isn't it?

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Monthly Moron for January

Which one of these Blondes is the happiest to see the end of 2020?
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Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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Madonna
Madonna

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations


This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
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Amanda Bynes Police Encounter

Amanda Bynes Police Encounter


Amanda Bynes police encounter didn't go down well.
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Well, I paid for it, so I guess I get to keep it. It will go in the archive somewhere." (on her security ankle bracelet)
Martha Stewart
"My grandma was like, 'Oh Christina, you look like a whore!' I explained that's the idea." ('Moulin Rouge' video)
Christina Aguilera
"Nicky and I are different in this crucial way, She's better at shopping than I am."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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