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Brit Twit revealed she under went Botox that left her with a droopy eye for weeks. Britney said "[The Doctor] put so much Botox in this left eye that it drooped down like that" going on to say "And it's just now starting to raise up and be normal again. It's so embarrassing it was like that." She warned "Girls, you have to be so careful if you do Botox with these people and these doctors. They can really fuck your eyes up." And if you listen her music it can really fuck up your ears. I wonder what you have to do too much of to lose your kids?
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"It another way of getting in touch with people that I just don't want to be bothered with." (on why she doesn't have an email account)
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"I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!"
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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