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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Gwyneth has been in court this week with her civil case after it was claimed she knocked over a 76-year-old in a ski crash. The lawsuit claims Gwyneth "knocking him down hard, knocking him out, and causing a brain injury, four broken ribs, and other serious injuries." I imagine she offered him discount GOOP quack cures to help with his broken ribs. Maybe even a vagina scented candle to take his mind off the pain.
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Which one of these blondes could convince Putin to quit?©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Ivanka Trump
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Jaime Pressly
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Rebecca Romijn
Blonde Tubes
Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door
This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Dumb Blonde Explains Rocket Science
Judge Judy asks a dumb blonde to explain rocket science and the answer is what you expect.
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Sharon Lost Her Kid Because of Her Naughty Movie
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Lady Gaga's Dog Stealing Accomplice Demands to be Paid
When Lady Gaga's French bulldogs were dognapped she posted a reward for $500,000... (read more of this Dumb story)
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y'know, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they've made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people, I just don't get it."
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
"Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal." (Self Description)
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
"I feel like I'm raising two children now." (on life with Kevin Federline since giving birth)
Britney Spears
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
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