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Village Idiot for 17 Feb 2018, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Talks Marriage and Incest

Gwyneth Paltrow talked about her ex-husband Chris Martin on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and revealed her ex is like a brother to her. Gwyneth told Stephen "He's really like my brother. We're very familial. It's nice. It's great," Cue uncontrollable vomiting and... go. Don't worry you're not throwing up, you're simply consciously uncoupling nutrition from your system. Namaste.

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Monthly Moron for February

Which one of these Blondes do you want Cupid to set You up with?
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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Alice Eve
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Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends


It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.
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Blonde Presenter at the Beach

Blonde Presenter at the Beach


Blonde Presenter at the Beach, yet some how it doesn't work.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 10 Feb 2018, Eminem

Eminem is Not a Trump Fan

Eminem is not one to let things go unsaid and he proved it in a recent interview with Billboard magazine where he called out Donald Trump. Eminem said "A fucking turd would have been better as a president," When asked about his controversial past he replied "A lot of shit is said in jest, it's tongue-in-cheek" going on to say "It's my artistic license to express myself. Last time I checked, Trump isn't an artist and doesn't have an artistic license. I'm not the fuckin' president." I guess Trump won't be getting a photo with this rapper anytime soon.
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Village Idiot for 3 Feb 2018, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is Engaged and Paranoid

Porn Star Paris recently got engaged to another poor victim by the name of Chris Zylka and now she's paranoid. Not about the test results, that burning sensation is there to stay, but instead about her engagement ring. Paris reportedly hired security to shadow her with an insider saying "She feels it's best to have someone on guard at all times because of the rash of celeb burglaries this past year" That's cute, she thinks she's a celebrity. FYI, calling the paparazzi, the ones you pay to follow you around, "security" isn't helpful.
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Village Idiot for 27 Jan 2018, Britney Spears

Britney Has No Intentions on Leaving Las Vegas

Britney has signed a new deal for a residency at Las Vegas' Park Theater, inside the Monte Carlo. A spokesperson said "They made the offer and she just couldn't refuse. She loves Vegas!" It looks like Sin City is stuck with Brit Twit for the foreseeable future.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"He was telling me he doesn't think he'll get into heaven... I'm thinking, 'If you're not going to heaven, then I am screwed.'" (after talking to Nelson Mandela)
Charlize Theron
"I am certainly not against plastic surgery. However, I am absolutely against having to discuss it."
Madonna
"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes like Christmas?
A: It's the only time they can get gifts without having to lay on their backs.
Q: What do Blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
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