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Village Idiot for 18 Nov 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Losses When She Wins

Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous GOOP website has just won the "Rusty Razor" award for promoting pseudoscientific nonsense. The website famous for telling women to shove jade eggs up their vagina's and selling "bio frequency healing" stickers won this years award. And yet some poor sap out there is walking around, awkwardly I imagine, covered in stickers head to toe because who needs brains when you have money.

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Monthly Moron for November

Which one of these Blondes would you share a bunker with during the Armageddon?
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Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Anna Faris) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Anna Faris
Anna Faris
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By Liloesc (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations

Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations


This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 11 Nov 2017, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Threatens to Release New Music Next Year

Porn star Paris is convinced people still give a damn and says she will release a new album next year. The album is said to be more "electronic" because she now considers herself a DJ. Paris claims her biggest influences are Katie Perry, DJ Chuckie, Michael Jackson, and Madonna. Now we can't even look forward to this year being over without new threats on the horizon. On the plus side we won't have to hear her so called singing, she can just auto-tune a blender in it's place and call it a day.
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Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
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Village Idiot for 28 Oct 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Adopted Kids Pay for Their Stay

Madonna recently launched a new luxury skincare line with many items costing hundreds of dollars, so what better way to promote them than by having your adopted kids talk about it on Instagram. I'm pretty sure with those prices she could afford to pay a real spokesperson to do the promoting. In fact here's a thought, why doesn't she promote it herself and just let the kids be kids?
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'"
Anastacia
"My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way."
Hilary Duff
"Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I'm that icon."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: What has an IQ of 7?
A: 8 blondes.
A Blonde and a Brunette are late for work and so the Brunette, who is driving, tells the Blonde to look out the back window to see if the cop's where following them while they speed to work. "Do you see the cop's yet?" asked the Brunette. "Yes" said the Blonde. "Are they close?" asked the Brunette. "Yes" said the Blonde. "Are they going to pull us over?" asked the Brunette. "I don't know" said the Blonde. "Well are their light's on?" asked the Brunette. The Blonde replies "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes ...."
Q: Why don't Blondes like anal sex?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
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