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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
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Gwyneth will no longer let her friends stay the night after Poopgate when socialite Derek Blasberg shit in her bed. Sources claim "After the horrifying incident involving a houseguest who lost control of their bowels in a bed at her home in the Hamptons, no one has been invited to stay overnight." I can't blame her for not letting them stay but maybe try not giving your guests south Pakistan, twice roasted, cheese infused coffee enemas with a side serving of deep fried vanilla ice cream served on a bed of fresh chilies splashed with ghost pepper oil.
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Monthly Moron for September
Which one of these Blondes would you trust as your skydiving instructor?Miley Cyrus
Kate Hudson
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Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation
Get ready to LOL, cringe, and maybe even facepalm your way through the ultimate fail compilation of 2023! ♂️ From epic faceplants to 'oops' moments that defy logic, Blondesville's Blonde Moments 2023 Fails Compilation is a rollercoaste
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Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef
Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Blonde vs Scooter
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 10, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Paris Doesn't Think Babies Need Silly Things Like Protection
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24 Aug 2024
Clueless Alicia Ate Poisonous Fruit She Found
Clueless Alicia found a bush with berries in London and decided to try them and... (read more of this Idiotic story)
17 Aug 2024
Sharon Goes Back to Her 'Basic Instinct'
Sharon Stone decided to recreate her infamous Basic Instinct scene where she... (read more of this Stupid story)
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"We just didn't belong together and we should never have married." (on ex-husband Tom Green)
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
"Fame is also a test of character at times ... Sometimes I pass the test, sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, 'Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!'"
Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
"They said, 'No matter what you do in life, don't ever sing.'" (quoting her parents)
Reese Witherspoon
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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