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Madonna recently snapped at her fans for using their phones at her concert. Mad Madonna was upset after dancing on stage with Sabrina Carpenter and looking out at the audience and seeing a sea of phones instead of faces. She has since told fans "Put your fucking phones down and connect." That's right people, nobody wants to see your videos of an aging pop star desperately trying to regain her fame. Put away your phones and pretend to still enjoy her music.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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