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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
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Britney apparently isn't happy that her recent ex-husband, Sam Asghari, keeps dropping her name in conversations. An insider said "Britney is simmering over her ex-husband's constant need to drop her name! She is saying she's done with his antics and wants him to zip it, like, forever! She says the guy needs to be muzzled. Period." going on to say "She's totally over being his ticket to fame and wants him to move on too." That's right, if anyone deserves attention it's the one dancing in their underwear with kitchen knives on social media. You want attention Sam? Time to follow the Britney Spears school of attention grabbing. Chop, chop.
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Which one of these Blondes is dumber than free AI?Courtney Love
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Lady Gaga
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Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage
Britney Spears takes a tumble and hurts her ankle on stage while lip syncing.
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Blonde Gym Fails Compilation
Its time to hit the gym but try not to get hit in the head like these dumb blondes. It's all fun and games until someone gets a head injury. Make sure you warmup before watching these blondes unleashed at the gym. You're gonna want to stretch those jaw mu
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Dumb Blonde Mathematical Calculations
This dumb blonde can perform mathematical calculations at the speed of light.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene... you know, where you're running down the beach?" (upon meeting Pamela Anderson)
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
"I kind of feel like a guy, like I can do it now. But I kind of feel wrong about it at the same time." (On being single again)
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Hilary Duff
"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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