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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
It was only a matter of time before family decided to grab every cent possible after the passing of Dolly Parton. An insider said "The truly global reaction to Dolly's passing proves one thing: A properly mounted biopic of her life featuring her most famous music would be a massive success, and her heirs have the opportunity to cement her legacy in grand fashion" Going on to say "Carrie Underwood is one name that keeps coming up because of her similar personality and stage presence to Dolly" Poor girl worked 9 to 5 and still isn't getting any rest in the afterlife.
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna
Ellen DeGeneres
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Tara Reid
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Blonde Sausage Sculptor
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Clumsy Cupid Shoots Blonde
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Blondes Falling Head Over Heels
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Only when I'm golfing. Other than that, they're the greatest fun-bags of all time." (when asked if her breasts are a burden)
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"Maybe I had one too many champagne cocktails, but I got home and opened up my door, and it wasn't my kitchen! I realized my key opens up somebody else's door in my building."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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