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Britney apparently had another public meltdown at a restaurant in LA when she started to hide behind a menu to avoid people. Apparently hubby Sam Asghari stormed off when Britney broke down into a manic episode leaving her to fend for herself. Britney has since taken to social media with a bizarre video of her dancing to the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" while flipping off the camera. Well that all seems perfectly normal. If she has another repeat of her infamous 2007 head shaving breakdown don't say anything or you might get slapped by Will Smith.
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Monthly Moron for January
Which one of these Blondes will be this years queen of the Red Carpet?©
2d Lt Jessica Cicchetto, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
Brie Larson

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Cate Blanchett

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Margot Robbie

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door
This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"Be sweet and honest always, but for God's sake don't eat my donuts."
Emma Bunton
Emma Bunton
"I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone
"Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can't take away that she's a good actress. So she's going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too. ... The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married. Have kids and get my acting life back. I feel like my rainbow is starting to come."
Tara Reid
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
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