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The queen of mean, Ellen, made an appearance on The Graham Norton Show and said she wanted to return to TV. "I've nothing really going on and I really miss being on TV" she said "I miss a lot about it -- laughing with the writers and the audience. I think about doing stuff here." She even said "I think it is pretty easy to get on TV here" here being the UK. So will we see Ellen matching wits with British comedians or is her career permanently sunk?
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
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Shut Up and Dance
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Blonde Bathroom Blunder
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Blondes Locked in the Loo
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I don't really think, I just walk." (Paris' red carpet technique)
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"I was a pregnant vixen."
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"Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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