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During her promotional tour for The Odyssey, Charlize revealed her love of potato chips. When asked what would keep her trapped in a trance for years she replied "Oh, potato chips. I'm in. Bring me some, But I want flavored potato chips." She went on to say "Americans with just the salt and the oil? No, I want chutney and ketchup and beef stew and all of that." She even revealed "I ate a lot of everything, but my drug of choice is potato chips, I ate them everywhere. I had a bag in my car, a bag in the bathroom, a bag in the kitchen, a bag on the counter, a bag in my trailer. Everywhere I went there was just a bag." Are you telling me Hollywood actress eats potato chips? I'm calling BS.
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Monthly Moron for July
Which one of these blondes will you be celebrating the 4th of July with?©
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
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"I look at Liv Tyler and think "It's not fair," because I can't find a flaw on her. And on top of that she seems nice, so it's really not fair."
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"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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