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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
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Jenny revealed that she and husband Donnie Wahlberg like to keep things hot by sneaking off during parties for some fun time. "We like to sneak off at parties," said McCarthy. "If someone has a Christmas party, we're going to find the basement bathroom, take advantage of the moment." Jenny also revealed her wedding dress didn't last long because "we slipped out into the garden during our wedding and kind of got busy in the garden. It got covered with grass stains!" Blondes really do have more fun and by the sounds of it hang on to their husbands longer.
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Monthly Moron for February
Which one of these Blondes would you give Valentine's chocolates to?©
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Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door
This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Comedy of Clumsy Blonde Handywork
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 11, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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When Glass Doors & Blondes Collide
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 26, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"There's only losers here. I'm going to pretend to talk on the phone so no one talks to me." (backstage in the greenroom at MTV's VMA's)
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
"It was a great kiss. It even had a saliva trail." (on kissing Cruel Intentions co-star 'Selma Blair')
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
"It another way of getting in touch with people that I just don't want to be bothered with." (on why she doesn't have an email account)
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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