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Brit Twit revealed why she loves getting naked and sharing it on Instagram in her cringe videos. Brit Twit said "I know that a lot of people don't understand why I love taking pictures of myself naked or in new dresses" going on to say "But I think if they'd been photographed by other people thousands of times, prodded and posed for other people's approval, they'd understand that I get a lot of joy from posing the way I feel sexy and taking my own picture, doing whatever I want with it." Or, hear me out, she has no talent and desperately needs attention.
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The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos."
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
"I'm reachable for people, I'm not out of their league. I'm just a normal girl."
Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone
"The advantages are that you don't get in as many arguments, and the disadvantage is that you're talking to yourself." (on the pluses and minuses of being in a relationship)
Justin Timberlake
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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