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Miley Cyrus

Miley Demands Your Presence


Village Idiot for 3 Oct 2026, Miley Cyrus

Miley is releasing new music and her ego has come along for the ride. Miley said "This is the ultimate dress rehearsal. I've learned now through the queue that my calculations are correct, and people will come to me. I don't need to drive to you" She went on to say "I chose to do the show at the (Hollywood) Bowl because I knew that my bed was only going to be like a 10-minute drive home by 11 pm" You heard her people, make sure you make your way to her majesty in an orderly fashion and leave quietly afterwards. She has to be in bed by 11pm.

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Monthly Moron for October

Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna
Madonna
 
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Tara Reid
Tara Reid

Blonde Tubes

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends


It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.

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Blondes Locked in the Loo

Blondes Locked in the Loo


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 39, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?


Kelly Pickler has a go on the celebrity version of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader".

Really Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"You know what, Christina? You're scary." (when asked about rival Christina Agulilera)
Britney Spears
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."
Eminem
"You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of."
Claire Daines
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
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