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Jenny McCarthy

Jenny Reveals Playboy Party Secrets


Village Idiot for 13 Apr 2024, Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy revealed what used to happen at the Playboy mansion when she was a Playmate. Jenny said "There was still so much sex going on with like gross celebrities in the grotto area, stuff like that. I went to the parties, so I got to see a lot of that action" She went on to say "Unfortunately, they would invite like ... for every 20 guys, there was one girl. The guys were just in heaven. But also, the guys were also 70 years old" So pretty much what we all expected? Not much of a reveal really.

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Monthly Moron for April

Which one of these Blondes will be this years April Fool?
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Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
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Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
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Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef

Blonde Presenter Burnt by a Chef


Watch as an Italian chef burns a blonde presenter after she criticizes his food with a joke about his grandmother.
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Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Knows Her Way Around


The Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina explains how important maps are.
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Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural


Talk Show question asking a Blonde if her husband is Urban or Rural is too complicated.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I have a huge, active imagination, I think I'm really scared of being alone, because if I'm left to my own devices, I'll just turn into a madwoman."
Claire Daines
"He was telling me he doesn't think he'll get into heaven... I'm thinking, 'If you're not going to heaven, then I am screwed.'" (after talking to Nelson Mandela)
Charlize Theron
"I'm in show business. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You have to keep them groomed."
Dolly Parton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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