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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
After a string of famous boyfriends Taylor Swift has finally tied down a guy, Travis Kelce. Taylor and Travis got married in a massive ceremony at Madison Square Garden in New York with every celebrity you can imagine in attendance. Taylor has supposedly also taken her new husbands name and is now Taylor Kelce. I can only imagine the albums and arena tours that will follow when this divorce hits.
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Monthly Moron for July
Which one of these blondes will you be celebrating the 4th of July with?©
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Scarlett Johansson
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Innocent Blonde Can't Open Wide
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Blondes Love Bouquets
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Blonde Wipeout Wonders
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."
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"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love."
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"Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn't a very nice one."
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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