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Back in 2003 Jessica Simpson had cameras following her and ex-hubby Nick Lachey around in 'The Newly Weds". Now Jessica has invited the cameras back as they create a documentary recording her day to day life. Are we stuck in some kind of time loop? Like Groundhog Day only dumber? What are they going to record? Is she going to have to marry some poor guy so we can get some actual content out of her?
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Which one of these Blondes could fill Dolly Partons shoes?January Jones
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Blonde Takes a Salty Shot
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 23, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Home Fails Compilation
Blondes are heading home for the holidays and bringing their crazy, silly ways with them to inflict on their loved ones. Enjoy some dumb blondes doing what they do best acting the fool and buggering around. The one thing you can be thankful for is at leas
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Blondes Locked in the Loo
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 39, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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