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Amanda Seyfried

Amanda's Chicken Band


Village Idiot for 26 Nov 2022, Amanda Seyfried

Amanda revealed that she placed 2 small bongo drums in the chicken coop at her house after seeing it on Instagram. She made a video recording the chickens pecking at it saying "I sure did steal this idea." and "Thanksgiving celebrations brought to you by chickens." What she going to name the band - The Peckers? They'll need a good opening act, I wonder if The Dixie Chicks are available?

Dumb

Monthly Moron for November

Which one of these Blondes would get your vote in the midterm elections?
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Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon
 
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson
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Blake Lively
Blake Lively

Blonde Tubes

Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video

Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video


Reese Witherspoon goes legally blonde on a cop and it's all caught on police dashcam.
Idiotic
Britney Spears' Live Mic at Concert

Britney Spears' Live Mic at Concert


Listen to Britney's heavy breathing while plodding along to the music at a concert.
Really Stupid
Dumb Blondes in the Music Industry

Dumb Blondes in the Music Industry


A blonde takes her first steps into the music industry and it all goes wrong.
Really Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"We sang a couple of duets in the car once. They didn't go so well." (on singing with boyfriend Justin Timberlake)
Cameron Diaz
"My hidden talent? I don't keep any of my talents hidden! With me, it's more like, Hey, look at what I can do."
Scarlett Johansson
"I love being out here rather than in the big cities. You hardly ever hear of a drive-by shooting from a hay wagon."
Dolly Parton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A dumb blonde was walking through a forest park trail. Along the trail, she saw a park ranger booth. They both waved to each other, and the blonde continued. Not far from the booth, the blonde tripped on a tree root and fell on the ground, hitting her head hard. The park ranger immediately ran over and said "Oh my god ma'am, are you all right? How's your head?" The Blonde responded, "I dunno, I've been told it's pretty good!"
( Submitted by 'Franklin' )
Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
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