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Cate Blanchett

Millionaire Cate Thinks She's "Middle Class"


Village Idiot for 15 Jun 2024, Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett, who is worth an estimated $95 million, claimed to be "middle class" during a press conference at Cannes. Cate said "I'm white, I'm privileged, I'm middle class and I think one can be accused of having a bit of a white savior complex". I don't think my middle class cheque has cleared yet. Who do I speak to so I can get a couple million in my bank account?

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Monthly Moron for June

Which one of these blondes do you want deciding your fate in court as a jury member?
 
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson
 
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
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Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart

Blonde Tubes

Blonde Culinary Catastrophes

Blonde Culinary Catastrophes


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 9, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculous

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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends


It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.

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Blonde Takes a Salty Shot

Blonde Takes a Salty Shot


Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 23, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou

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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"They said, 'No matter what you do in life, don't ever sing.'" (quoting her parents)
Reese Witherspoon
"People don't know the real me. In 'The Simple Life' I played a dumb blonde, but it's not really me."
Paris Hilton
"Doesn't that hurt?" (on suicide bombers)
Anna Nicole Smith
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
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A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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