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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Beat Mickey Behind Closed Doors


Village Idiot for 16 Oct 2021, Scarlett Johansson

After launching a legal battle against Disney it turns out that the famous mouse lost to the infamous blonde. After agreeing to a private settlement Scarlett and her team said "I'm incredibly proud of the work we've done together over the years and have greatly enjoyed my creative relationship with the team. I look forward to continuing our collaboration." If you look very closely at her next red carpet you'll see her wearing a set of tiny mouse balls as earrings.

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Monthly Moron for October

Which one of these Blondes will you be chasing this Halloween?
 
January Jones
January Jones
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Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning
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Kate Bosworth
Kate Bosworth

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural


Talk Show question asking a Blonde if her husband is Urban or Rural is too complicated.
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Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door

Dumb Blonde Can't Open the Hotel Door


This dumb blonde couldn't figure out how to open the door to the hotel try as she might. Why is modern technology so hard to figure out?
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Britney Spears Unplugged

Britney Spears Unplugged


Britney Spears' unplugged and untouched studio recording sound.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can't take away that she's a good actress. So she's going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too. ... The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married. Have kids and get my acting life back. I feel like my rainbow is starting to come."
Tara Reid
"People don't know the real me. In 'The Simple Life' I played a dumb blonde, but it's not really me."
Paris Hilton
"My grandma was like, 'Oh Christina, you look like a whore!' I explained that's the idea." ('Moulin Rouge' video)
Christina Aguilera
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
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A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
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One day, brunette woman was involved in a serious car accident with another driver. Luckily, she and the other driver were unharmed. When she crawled out from the wreckage of her vehicle she noticed the other driver was a dumb blonde. "What a miracle we both survived," said the brunette. "I agree, we're very lucky," said the dumb blonde. The brunette reached into her car's trunk and found a bottle of strong whisky, which had also somehow survived the accident. "This is a sign we should celebrate," she said, handing the bottle to the dumb blonde. "Couldn't agree more!" said the dumb blonde, taking a big swig of whisky. The brunette grinned. "Aren't you going to have any?" asked the dumb blonde, still holding the bottle. The brunette responds, "No, I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
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