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If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.©
Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Reese made nearly $900 million after selling her company Hello Sunshine. She has now joined French media company Mediawan to buy back the company she sold. Reese shared the news on Instagram with the title "Dream big. Work hard. And don't wait around for someone else to make it happen." You know most people sell their company, kick up their heels and relax for the rest of their lives. Not this blonde.
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Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these blondes won't need to apply makeup this Halloween to scare local kids?©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna
Ellen DeGeneres
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Tara Reid
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Blondes Gets Shaken Up
Blondesville brings you Blonde Moments 40, the funniest dumb blonde moments for your enjoyment. Welcome to a world where gravity seems optional, and common sense takes a vacation! Join us for a sidesplitting journey into the realm of the utterly ridiculou
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Britney Spears takes a Tumble on Stage
Britney Spears takes a tumble and hurts her ankle on stage while lip syncing.
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Paris Hilton in Jail Music Video
Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes
"You know what, Christina? You're scary." (when asked about rival Christina Agulilera)
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
"I need a piece of pizza on a stoop in New York and I cannot be with anyone fancy." (on the perfect date and guy)
Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
"If I sit around eating macaroni and cheese, and don't exercise at all, by the time I'm in my forties, I'll be tripping over every inch of my body!" (on why she occasionally goes to the gym)
Drew Barrymore
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the dumb blonde husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The dumb blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "Right, who's the other father!?"
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
( Submitted by 'Phil' )
A high school teacher is doing a class on stereotypes. He asks the students to yell out different stereotypes they're aware of. "All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy at the front of the class. "Sony!" yells a blonde at the back.
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