How Dumb is a Dumb Blonde? | Blondesville

She was so Blonde...

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she tripped over a cordless telephone.
she put lipstick on her forehead to make her mind up.
she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
they had to burn the school down to get her out of the 3rd grade.
she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
at the bottom of the form where it said sign she put SAGITTARIUS.
if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
when she heard 90% of all accident's happened at home she moved.
she told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
she has one toe, and bought a pair of flip flops.
she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.
she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.
she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.