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2017 Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 2 Dec 2017, Margot Robbie

Margot's Wedding Ring Controversy

Newly married Margot Robbie has been seen without her wedding ring lately but it's not what you think. When asked by Vogue Australia about her missing wedding ring, Margot said "... I get to wear this on the weekends. I can't obviously wear it during the week when I'm working - I don't want to lose it on set." I wonder how many married men have used that same excuse when they come home late at night without their ring on? Honey, I can't wear my wedding ring at the office, I could lose it. We wouldn't want that now, would we?
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Village Idiot for 25 Nov 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence is Taking a Break

Jennifer Lawrence has revealed she'll be going on a 2 year hiatus to get away from showbiz for awhile. "I'm taking one [a break]. I don't have anything set for two years," Jennifer told The Today Show. "I don't know [what I'm going to do]. I don't know, start making pots? I think I'm just taking a little break. I'll see you in six months." Making pots maybe smoking a little pot. Jennifer also wants to enjoy her privacy complaining "[I get] photographed just like walking to Starbucks, I'm like why does anybody feel - why do you feel entitled to this?" It's ironic that someone who wants her privacy is a fan of fame whores like the Kardashian's.
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Village Idiot for 18 Nov 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Losses When She Wins

Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous GOOP website has just won the "Rusty Razor" award for promoting pseudoscientific nonsense. The website famous for telling women to shove jade eggs up their vagina's and selling "bio frequency healing" stickers won this years award. And yet some poor sap out there is walking around, awkwardly I imagine, covered in stickers head to toe because who needs brains when you have money.
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Village Idiot for 11 Nov 2017, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Threatens to Release New Music Next Year

Porn star Paris is convinced people still give a damn and says she will release a new album next year. The album is said to be more "electronic" because she now considers herself a DJ. Paris claims her biggest influences are Katie Perry, DJ Chuckie, Michael Jackson, and Madonna. Now we can't even look forward to this year being over without new threats on the horizon. On the plus side we won't have to hear her so called singing, she can just auto-tune a blender in it's place and call it a day.
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Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
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