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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.
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Village Idiot for 30 Sep 2017, Paris Hilton

Paris Apologizes for Pussy Grabbing Comments

Porn Star Paris thought it necessary to clear the air and apologize for defending Donald Trump's infamous pussy grabbing comments. Pseudo celeb Paris told US Weekly "I was speaking about my own experiences in life and the role of media and fame in our society" going on to say "I will continue to do what I can to be an advocate for girls and women" Her own experiences? I'm pretty sure anyone grabbing her pussy would have lost an arm to some flesh eating bacteria. Anyway, the only thing she has ever advocated for is more attention for herself.
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Village Idiot for 23 Sep 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence's Wild Night in Budapest

Jennifer Lawrence recently revealed that she got into a bar fight in Budapest with a rude fan. Jennifer told Seth Meyers "I was drunk and this guy asked me for a selfie and I was like 'no thank you'... he said 'fuck you' and something in me snapped" She went on to explain "I said 'did you just say fuck you to me?' and I grabbed him and I took beers and I started dousing them all over him" What was that guy thinking? You don't mess with the Hunger Games winner.
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Village Idiot for 16 Sep 2017, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has Some Weird Madonna Fantasy's

Lady Gaga says she wants Madonna to throw her against a wall and kiss her. In her new biopic Gaga: Five Foot Two she talks about her feud with Madonna and says "I just want Madonna to push me up against a wall, kiss me and tell me I'm a piece of shit." So now she's promoting abuse and forcing yourself on someone? I'm so confused. But I guess that's how a publicity stunt is born.
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Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna

Madonna's European Vacation

Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
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