Courtney Love Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 23 Apr 2016, Courtney Love
Too Drunk for Coachella
Courtney Love was kicked out of Coachella's after party called Neon Carnival for being too drunk in the VIP area. A source said "She was literally falling over. It just became a little too sloppy, and she was removed. She wasn't coherent at all." This doesn't sound like the pillar of society we've all come to know.
Village Idiot for 16 May 2015, Courtney Love
Courtney's Crazy Counselling
Courtney Love apparently owes her Soho shrink over $48,000 for sessions. Dr. Edward Ratush claims to be an "addiction psychiatrist" and uses alternative therapies such as trans-cranial magnetic stimulation and spiritual interventions to treat addicts. It's all making sense now, Courtney's strange behaviour over the years, she needs more trans-cranial magnetic stimulation. Maybe what she really needs is repressed memory therapy to remember to pay her bills.
Village Idiot for 31 Jan 2015, Courtney Love
Courtney's Drug Denial
Courtney Love admitted in an interview for the HBO documentary "Kurt Cobain: Montage Of Heck." that she took Heroine while pregnant with daughter Francis Bean Cobain. Courtney said "I used it once then stopped. I knew she would be fine," Previously, in 2011, Courtney said "But so fucking what!? I didn't even know I was pregnant at the time! I also took a few puffs on a cigarette when my belly was out to here, but most of those nine months, I walked around with nicotine patches all over my body. When you have a baby inside you, you're not going to do drugs or something stupid" Who cares about the first few weeks of pregnancy, it's not like anything important happens, right?
Village Idiot for 14 Jun 2014, Courtney Love
Courtney says No to Love
Courtney Love claims she spurned Russell Brand's sexual advances when he propositioned her due to body odour concerns. Courtney said "When we were friends, he tried to hit on me. He goes, 'I have had a lot of grand conversations, darling, but none of them have ended in an orgasm. Can we go in a room?'" Courtney continued "I said to him, 'Russell, you are too musky for me, man.' He is a little musky. We did yoga together and the musk was there." Courtney's a classy women, you don't just come outright and ask her for sex. You have to seduce her. Lay a path of pills (uppers and downers) leading to the bedroom and make a heart on the bed with mixed medication. Amateur.
Village Idiot for 17 May 2014, Courtney Love
Courtney Love a Role Model?
With 50 just around the corner Courtney has come to the realization that she's a role model saying "I never used to think about being a role model for girls, but I do now. I have a 21-year-old daughter and I realise how our actions can create copycat desires," With recent Kurt Cobain suicide details being released by Seattle PD and a letter where Kurt calls her a "bitch with zits" I'm not sure anyone should be looking to her for anything, especially not skin care advice.
Village Idiot for 22 Mar 2014, Courtney Love
Courtney PI "cracks" the Case
With the disappearance of Flight MH370 there's has been speculation as to where the plane might have ended up, but never fear, Courtney Love is on the case and has internet access. Courtney wrote on Facebook "I'm no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick... prayers go out to the families #MH370 and its like a mile away Pulau Perak... but what do I know?" You had me at "I'm not an expert" followed by "what do I know?" Don't forget to pick up a copy of Courtney's new book "The Courtney Love Code" where she takes on the church and a sinister albino monk.
Village Idiot for 14 Sep 2013, Courtney Love
Spreading the Love with Courtney Love
This week Courtney gives her views on other celebrities while attending NYFW. During an interview Courtney said "You know, that hillbilly Miley Cyrus is sort of punk in a weird sex way...[Perry] bores me. [Miley] was at least kind of punk rock, you know? It was openly sexual... like dark and hillbilly and fucked up." And there you have, Katy Perry is "boring" (clearly not enough drugs for Courtney Love's taste) and Miley Cyrus is "dark and hillbilly and fucked up" (way too many drugs for Courtney Love's taste, bitch needs to share). This has been another intriguing look into the mind of Courtney Love, you're welcome Science.
Village Idiot for 8 Jun 2013, Courtney Love
Courtney to the Rescue
The almost always troubled Courtney Love tried reaching out to Amanda Bynes on Twitter tweeting "pull it together dude" only to be attacked by Amanda tweeting back calling Courtney "the ugliest woman I've ever seen" Trying to clarify Courtney replied "I wasn't attacking you love. I've been in your shoes before, wasn't easy. DM me, let's talk. Ignore the haters" As far as a therapy session limited to 140 characters goes it didn't go too badly at all. Next time on Dr. Courtney, Courtney takes to Instagram for gynecological advice.
Village Idiot for 29 Dec 2012, Courtney Love
Courtney Averts End of the World
After 3 years it looks like Courtney and her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, have managed to reconcile over Christmas with a few tweets to each other. Courtney tweeted "Merry Christmas Bean!! Love you more than you could ever know. Xmamma" to which Frances replied "@Courtney merry Christmas kooksmcgee" Courtney went on to tweet "That tweet was the best gift ever, its all I need even if it's a dammed social network J miss that little head of yours" followed by "That beautiful little head, and those long legs. Oh and by the way, sorry about the second hand smoke thing re: baby pic" Less is more, and you can't get much less than Twitter. Maybe hold back on parenting mishaps till later, leave that for Facebook.
Village Idiot for 28 Jul 2012, Courtney Love
Where's the Love for Courtney?
A former assistant to Courtney Love is suing her claiming Courtney made her break the law "by hiring a computer hacker and counterfeiting legal documents" Why does Courtney Love have an assistant in the first place? And why is assistant complaining now, everyone knows celebrity assistants are there to take the heat for celebrity... quirks shall we say? Where do you find assistants for the likes of Courtney Love, Mariah Carey and Naomi Campbell, it's as if Fear Factor entered the recruitment business.