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Madonna Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 28 Oct 2017, Madonna
Madonna's Adopted Kids Pay for Their Stay
Madonna recently launched a new luxury skincare line with many items costing hundreds of dollars, so what better way to promote them than by having your adopted kids talk about it on Instagram. I'm pretty sure with those prices she could afford to pay a real spokesperson to do the promoting. In fact here's a thought, why doesn't she promote it herself and just let the kids be kids?
Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna
Madonna's European Vacation
Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna
Why Tupac Dumped Madonna
A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.
Village Idiot for 29 Apr 2017, Madonna
Madonna's Blonde Ambition
Madonna isn't too happy with a new movie about her coming out next year. The movie titled "Blonde Ambition" tells the story of Madonna in 1980s New York from her first album to her love life. Madge has since taken to Instagram saying "Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen, Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool." Only she can tell her story, the bits she remembers that is. The 80's, so much fun, so many drugs.
Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2017, Madonna
Madonna Completes Her Collection
It's been revealed that Madonna was given permission by the Malawian high court to adopt four-year-old twins Stella and Esther. Now that she owns 2/3rds of the population she is officially the countries leader and can now battle it out with her nemesis Donald Trump at the UN. I think that's how adoption works, I could be wrong. International politics is complicated.
Village Idiot for 28 Jan 2017, Madonna
Madonna Wants to Blow Up the White House?
At one of the recent Women's Marches around the world Madonna said something that got everyone's attention, including the Secret Service. During the Women's March on Washington Madonna said "thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House". Madonna has since said it was a metaphor and taken out of context. The bad news is she's probably on a no fly list by now, the good news is Gitmo weather is lovely this time of year.
Village Idiot for 10 Dec 2016, Madonna
Madonna's Scandalous Malawi Fundraiser
Madonna decided to take things up a notch for a fundraiser for Malawi's first pediatric surgery and intensive care unit that would be renamed Mercy James Institute of Pediatric Surgery and Intensive Care, after Madonna's adopted daughter. During proceedings Madonna performed Britney Spears' "Toxic" and even offered to remarry her ex, Sean Penn if he bid $150,000, which he did. Madonna carried on with random insults about Trump and admitted the most outrageous thing she ever did was stick around as an entertainer for 34 years and then threatened to sick around for another 34 years if she felt like it. Somethings gone terribly wrong with the space time continuum. Madonna is remarrying Sean Penn and planning on sticking around for another 3 decades. Somehow she got her hands on a flux capacitor, we need Doc and Marty.
Village Idiot for 19 Nov 2016, Madonna
Madonna is a Messy Drunk
Madonna shocked onlookers when she decided to roll around on the floor with a glass of wine in her hand at a recent London art exhibit. Madonna then proceeded to lift her leg in the air showing off her zebra print heels to all those gathered around her. It seems like there are now two things that can send Madonna to the floor, a glass of wine and wearing a cape on a flight of stairs.
Village Idiot for 22 Oct 2016, Madonna
Madonna Threatens Oral Sex
Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden and used the opportunity to talk politics. Madonna threatened everyone saying "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job - and I'm good!" This is the biggest "blow" to Hillary's campaign since the email scandal. She says Vote Hillary but then threatens everyone with grandma oral sex clearly indicating Vote Trump.
Village Idiot for 8 Oct 2016, Madonna
Zika Should Fear Madonna
Madonna has announced she plans on going ahead with her performance at Art Basel Miami at Faena Forum. The event is billed as "an evening of music, art, mischief and live performance with Madonna" but some people are skipping it over Zika concerns. Well of course Madonna doesn't have to worry, all her blood dried up back in the 80's and now she's operated by a pulley and lever system controlled by a little man in her head.