17 October 1972, USA

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."
Stupid x 20

Eminem Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 12 Sep 2009, Eminem

The real Slim Shady

After making his claim to fame at ex-wife Kim Mathers expense, Eminem's bedroom talents were critiqued on Detroit radio station WKQI by ex-Mrs. Eminem herself. Kim said "He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." Latest Eminem CD - $10.99. Fortune amassed during years of fame - $110million+. Your ex-wife exposing your more intimate of secrets to the world - priceless. With Mariah Scarey and ex-wife Kim, this is shaping up to be the Jerry Springer show of the century.
Village Idiot for 6 Jun 2009, Eminem

Foi-ball's of the Famous

During the MTV VMA's Eminem came face to sack with Austrian fashion reporter Bruno's, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, "kugelsack". Eminem stormed out of the awards ceremony but has since admitted to RapRadar he was in on the act saying "I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going 'nuts' so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it" That's right people, talent doesn't make a celebrity, you have to go out there and grab it by the ball's. This inspiring moment was brought to you by the Paris Hilton school of celebrity.
Village Idiot for 16 May 2009, Eminem

Comedic Choice Crisis

With his latest return to music Eminem admits that he had trouble when it came time to hit out at Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain in his music video "We Made You". Eminem said "Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks, So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing." It's simple really, chicken out and carry on watching Tony from afar or, insult his girlfriend and meet him face to face. It might not be the meeting you always dreamed of, but you'll finally have a reason for a blinging rapper grill.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 7 Apr 2007, Eminem

Playing Nice

Since attending a court hearing in Detroit's Macomb Circuit Court Eminem and soon to be ex-ex-wife, Kim Mathers, have agreed to stop making "derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments." to protect their 11 year old daughter, Hailie. This comes after Kim appeared on a Detroit radio station saying that Eminem was bad in bed and needed Viagra to get things going. Well I suppose Eminem did sing about wanting to kill her so a jab at his sexual abilities, or lack thereof, should make them even.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 29 Jul 2006, Eminem

Piss and Quiet

It looks like the power of celebrity has come to the rescue of yet another celeb, this time Eminem. News has it that charges against Eminem for assault have been withdrawn by the "victim" for an unknown reason. It was reported that Eminem assaulted a fan at a strip club bathroom, after zipping up, who had started talking to him while he was peeing. That's what happens when you don't follow bathroom etiquette and let your eye's stray.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 21 Jan 2006, Eminem

Love is in the Air

There's nothing more romantic than high school sweet hearts getting married, unless you're marrying them for a second time after a rather nasty divorce, oh and don't forget about the song you wrote about wanting to kill them, other than that it's really romantic. Yes, according to reports Eminem has applied for a wedding license as he plans on marrying ex-wife Kim Mathers. I wonder if she knows about this?
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2006, Eminem

It's Over

Eminem has finalised his divorce from wife Kimberly Mathers after a year long second marriage. I don't know about you but I am shocked I really thought they stood a chance, after all what celebrity would be dumb enough to pay the same person alimony for a second time? So that's Pamela, Britney, Reese and Eminem, well we've past the holy trifecta. I say we go for the unholy sextuplet, Christina and Anna Nicole next?
Village Idiot for 2 Jul 2005, Eminem

Eminem's Sex Toys

Eminem's latest music video will feature a lesbian puppet scene. Apparently the video for "Ass Like That" has girl puppets stripping and kissing with two of the puppets said to be Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's the sex education puppet show you wish you had in school. I wonder who get's to stick their hand up the Olsen twins?
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 30 Oct 2004, Eminem

Bush Bashing

Eminem's new song 'Mosh' takes a few shot's at Bush and Kerry, but Bush bares the brunt of the attack. In the song Eminem says "...let the President answer on higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go fight his own war, let him impress Daddy that way. No more blood for oil." Eminem for president. Let's just hope Eminem's fans recover from their drunk stupor and remember to vote. And remember, only a Dumb Blonde would vote for George Dumbya.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 16 Oct 2004, Eminem

Eminem's New Hommies

Eminem just bought a house in Hollywood for $3million to work on his movie career, breaking his vow never to leave Detroit. Eminem's new neighbours now include Halle Berry, Leonardo Di Caprio, IceT, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. I bet even IceT's gonna complain about the neighbourhood going to the dog's. At least now he'll have enough space for his trailer, he could probably even start his own trailer park.