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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

13 December 1989, USA

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Taylor Swift Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 3 Dec 2016, Taylor Swift

The Truth About Taylor Swift Taking Acting Lessons

Taylor Swift has supposedly been taking acting lessons for the last six months in hopes of expanding her horizons. An insider said "Swift has appeared as cameos in a few movies in the past. But now, she has reportedly wanted to be the star of the movie." Two words - Romantic Comedy. With her dating track record I see her starring in the sequels to 50 First Dates and the Runaway Bride.
Village Idiot for 16 Jul 2016, Taylor Swift

Meet Taylor Swift's Alter Ego

After a sudden break up from DJ Calvin Harris things got worse when it was revealed that Taylor had co-written one of Calvin's songs "This Is What You Came For" under the pseudonym Nils Sjöberg. Since the revelation things turned nasty with Calvin going on a twitter tirade saying "I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry." So not only does she write songs about her exes but she also writes songs for them. That's nice, I guess.
Village Idiot for 2 Jul 2016, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Inspires The Great Bets of China

Chinese authorities have banned fans of Taylor Swift from buying "insurance policies" on Taylor and British actor Tom Hiddleston romance. The scheme offered to pay out double what they put in if the couple split. You know your reputation precedes you when you have a country with a population of 1.3 billion gambling on your love life.
Village Idiot for 4 Jun 2016, Taylor Swift

The Album Apocalypse

Taylor Swift has reportedly broken up with long time boyfriend Calvin Harris and based on her history we can expect a flood of new songs in the near future. "There was no drama," a source told People magazine. "Things just don't work out sometimes." Man your battle stations, prepare for a tsunami of singles and albums on an apocalyptic scale.
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Village Idiot for 7 Nov 2015, Taylor Swift

Butting in on the Action

Lawyers are having a field day after a former DJ sued Taylor Swift when he lost his job for allegedly touching Miss Swift's derriere. Since then Taylor has filed a countersuit claiming "[Mueller] intentionally reached under her skirt, and groped with his hand an intimate part of her body in an inappropriate manner, against her will, and without her permission" I don't know whats scarier, her team of lawyers or her girl gang and fan base.
Village Idiot for 19 Apr 2014, Taylor Swift

Swifts Boyfriend Wish List

A Taylor Swift insider has revealed Taylor's new boyfriend requirement list. The source said "She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career, plus, they have to be hot - like leading man hot. And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages," Then there are the easier things like "She wants a guy that has at least one sister because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend. He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can't be a mama's boy." And he must also have thick skin, those lyrics can really hit hard. In fairness she just needs song material and then he's free to rejoin the herd.
Village Idiot for 15 Jun 2013, Taylor Swift

Fashion Police?

Somewhere in an alternative universe people aren't burdened with songs about exe boyfriends by some crazy blonde, instead they're handcuffed with a gun to their head by that same desperate Taylor Swift. Revealing her alternative career paths Taylor Swift apparently would be an "interior designer" or a "detective", you know, because they require the same set of skills. "I'd be an interior designer or a detective - but I don't think I'd be a good detective. I just watch all of those crime shows. Anything that has a slight premise of being a crime show, I'm on it." Not sure giving the overly attached girlfriend a gun and handcuffs is the best idea, then again, neither is giving her the skills to construct a dungeon. A stylish dungeon decorated with locks of her own hair and blood, but a dungeon non the less. A+ for making proper use of her stalking skills as a detective.
Village Idiot for 23 Mar 2013, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift likes her Fans like she likes her Men, in Limited Doses

A heap of Taylor's fan mail was found by a local news reporter dumped in the trash at the Hendersonville strip mall. Taylor Swift's people sprung into action and explained that Swift's fan mail is delivered to her management office where it is opened, read, and recycled. Swift's spokesperson went on to say "The only explanation for any letters being unopened would be that a small batch of mail that was supposed to be delivered to Taylor was accidentally put with letters headed for the recycling center." What people don't know is that Taylor is a huge green freak, she recycles almost everything. Even her past relationships are recycled into songs. And tree hugging? Tree's practically need a restraining order, much like her ex-boyfriends.
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Village Idiot for 9 Mar 2013, Taylor Swift

First times not so Charming

Making her first appearance as a Village Idiot, Miss Swift decided to complain about the hilarious Tina Fey & Amy Poehler for making fun at her expense at the Golden Globes earlier this year. When asked about the joke in an interview with Vanity Fair, Taylor Swift responded "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women" When approached for comment Amy replied "Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff." followed by Tina "If anyone was going to get mad at us, I thought it would be James Cameron. I did not see that one coming. It was a joke. It was a lighthearted joke" Well that escalated quickly.
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