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Lady Gaga Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 30 Dec 2017, Lady Gaga
Going Gaga in Vegas
Lady Gaga announced she'll start a 2 year residency in the Las Vegas MGM Park Theater starting December 2018. Gaga released a statement saying "It's the land of Elvis, Tony Bennett and Frank Sinatra, the Rat Pack, Elton John, Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli. It has been a life-long dream of mine to play Las Vegas." Well at least she wont look so out of place with all the other weird stuff that happens in Vegas.
Village Idiot for 16 Dec 2017, Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Needs to Put Her Cock Away
Lady Gaga has some pissed off neighbours thanks to her giant cock! Gaga's neighbours have complained that her rooster has been waking them up early saying "Gaga's roosters have been waking us up at the crack of dawn. We have a newborn baby, and he can't get any sleep because that rooster is squawking away" going on to say "She doesn't live on a farm. This is a multi-million dollar residential beach neighborhood in Malibu" Maybe they should ask for a "gag" order for her and her cock? (I apologize for all the cock jokes, who could resist?)
Village Idiot for 21 Oct 2017, Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Was Roasted by Gordon Ramsay
Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay inadvertently savaged one of Lady Gaga's pastry creations by mistake. A prankster sent Gordon a photo of a failed pink and white cake (made by Lady Gaga) asking for a review to which he replied "How to make your sister cry on her birthday, Bake her a mess !!!!!" On the bright side she wasn't wearing it like her other fashion choices. Then again maybe she should stick to dressing funny instead of cooking.
Village Idiot for 16 Sep 2017, Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga has Some Weird Madonna Fantasy's
Lady Gaga says she wants Madonna to throw her against a wall and kiss her. In her new biopic Gaga: Five Foot Two she talks about her feud with Madonna and says "I just want Madonna to push me up against a wall, kiss me and tell me I'm a piece of shit." So now she's promoting abuse and forcing yourself on someone? I'm so confused. But I guess that's how a publicity stunt is born.
Village Idiot for 21 Jan 2017, Lady Gaga
Are You Ready for Lady Gaga's Super Bowl Performance?
Lady Gaga's SuperBowl performance is gonna be different. Gaga says in a behind-the-scenes video for Pepsi "I've been planning this since I was 4, so I know exactly what I'm going to do," she goes on to say "What can I do differently?" All right people, time to place your bets. Current favourite is her ripping off a meat bikini revealing her vajazzled regions which act as a mirror ball while she performs Born This Way.
Village Idiot for 29 Oct 2016, Lady Gaga
Gaga Refuses to be Compared to Madonna
When compared to Madonna by a radio personality on Beats 1 Radio Lady Gaga quickly replied "Madonna and I are very different... I play a lot of instruments, I write all my own music, I spent hours and hours a day in the studio, I'm a producer, I'm a writer. What I do is different." Blonde Fight! My money's on Madonna beating the crap out of Lady Gaga and wearing her as a meat dress to the next MTV Awards Show.
Village Idiot for 23 Jul 2016, Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Pulled Over Already?
Lady Gaga has already been pulled over by a Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy in Malibu on the Pacific Coast Highway, less than 2 weeks after getting her drivers license. I pity the poor officer who pulls her over when she's dressed in full Gaga attire. Ra Ra-Officer, whats the problem?
Village Idiot for 9 Jul 2016, Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Heading a Lane Near You
Lady Gaga revealed that she finally got her drivers license at age 30. Gaga posted a pic on Instagram captioned "Thelma and Puhleaaaze (And yes I FINALLY got my license after years of driving w an adult present and a learners permit) IM FREE Rollin w the homies" Just what we need, another blonde on the road. At least self driving cars are starting to take over.
Village Idiot for 2 Apr 2016, Lady Gaga
Love is in the Air for Lady Gaga
After getting engaged Lady Gaga has decided to get married in Italy. An insider said "She wants to celebrate her heritage, so they're looking at places in the Italian countryside. She wants a big Italian wedding" The source went on to say "The venue is going to inspire the dress, so she has to lock that in first. It'll make her figure out what the dress will be and who will make it" I can see it now, the bride walking down the isle in a prosciutto dress, fending off wild animals from the country side. How romantic.
Village Idiot for 19 Sep 2015, Lady Gaga
Go-Go Dancing Gaga
While at a New York Fashion Week party Lady Gaga decided to Go-Go dance on a bar but was told to get down. A source said that Gaga "asked the bartender if she could get up... She got on the bar and danced for 10 minutes until a different bartender told her to get down. She was really polite about it." How unusual for the normally reserved Lady Gaga to do something for attention.