Going Gaga in Vegas

Lady Gaga has some pissed off neighbours thanks to her giant cock! Gaga's neighbours have complained that her rooster has been waking them up early saying "Gaga's roosters have been waking us up at the crack of dawn. We have a newborn baby, and he can't get any sleep because that rooster is squawking away" going on to say "She doesn't live on a farm. This is a multi-million dollar residential beach neighborhood in Malibu" Maybe they should ask for a "gag" order for her and her cock? (I apologize for all the cock jokes, who could resist?)

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay inadvertently savaged one of Lady Gaga's pastry creations by mistake. A prankster sent Gordon a photo of a failed pink and white cake (made by Lady Gaga) asking for a review to which he replied "How to make your sister cry on her birthday, Bake her a mess !!!!!" On the bright side she wasn't wearing it like her other fashion choices. Then again maybe she should stick to dressing funny instead of cooking.

Lady Gaga says she wants Madonna to throw her against a wall and kiss her. In her new biopic Gaga: Five Foot Two she talks about her feud with Madonna and says "I just want Madonna to push me up against a wall, kiss me and tell me I'm a piece of shit." So now she's promoting abuse and forcing yourself on someone? I'm so confused. But I guess that's how a publicity stunt is born.

Lady Gaga's SuperBowl performance is gonna be different. Gaga says in a behind-the-scenes video for Pepsi "I've been planning this since I was 4, so I know exactly what I'm going to do," she goes on to say "What can I do differently?" All right people, time to place your bets. Current favourite is her ripping off a meat bikini revealing her vajazzled regions which act as a mirror ball while she performs Born This Way.