Dumb Blonde Joke No.129

A Blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray ... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house. Please let me win the lottery. "Lottery night comes and she does not win. Brandi prays again but still she doesn't win. Once again, she prays ... "God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order. "Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself ... "Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket."
( Submitted by 'Matthew' )
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