"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." Ellen DeGeneres
Dumb Blonde Joke No.321
Q: What do you call a Blonde skeleton in a closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
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