"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." Ellen DeGeneres
Dumb Blonde Joke No.326
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a tree? A: A tree knows when it's being cut down.
What did Gwyneth Paltrow do to become this weeks celebrity dumb blonde?