Dumb Blonde Joke No.353

A Blonde goes to Florida for some alligator boots. No matter which store she goes to, she can't find the boots. A few days later a manager of one of the stores is driving home at night and sees the Blonde knee-deep in a swamp. All around her, alligators are lying belly-up. The manager stops and watches the Blonde. Suddenly, the Blonde grabs an alligator, wrestles it, and turns it over. She looks at its feet and says, "Damn! This one isn't wearing boots either."