Dumb Blonde Joke No.369

One day a Blonde asked if she could go hunting with her boyfriend, he agrees. They split up at one point so he could get some hunting done. Moments later the boyfriend hears shots fired and races to his girlfriend to find her pointing her gun at a hapless man. "That's my dear ... that's my dear ..." she yelled "I shot him and he's mine!" "Okay ... Okay lady ... It's YOUR dear." said the man "But can I at least take my saddle off him?"
( Submitted by 'DieselXL2001' )