Dumb Blonde Joke No.47

While on holiday a Blonde rushes into an English pub and shout's "Help my mother-in-law has sunk up to her ankle's in the bog in the moor's." "Not to worry" replied a local "as soon as I finish this drink I'll come help you". Well the Blonde decide's that he might as well have drink while he wait's. "I think she's probably up to her knee's by now" said the local when he finally finished his drink. "I'm not sure" said the Blonde "I forgot to mention that she went in head first."