Dumb Blonde Joke No.487

A Blonde received an assignment from her special ed. science teacher. The assignment was what will happen after you pull all of the legs off of a grasshopper. So the Blonde says "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper jumped. So she pulled off one leg and said "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper jumped. So she does this until she got down to the last leg. So she pulled it off. Then she said "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper didn't jump. So she wrote down on her piece of paper "They lose their hearing."