Dumb Blonde Joke No.49
A Blonde and a Brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 PM news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide. The Brunette says to the Blonde, "I'll bet you $20 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide." The Blonde thinks for a moment then replies, "OK, you're on." They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The Blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the Brunette stops her, saying "I can't take your money, I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 PM news this evening and I knew that the man would jump. The Blonde replied "Oh! I watched the 6:00 PM news as well, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"