Dumb Blonde Joke No.498
A Blonde is at the library, she opens a book and says "What are these funny markings on the paper?"
The librarian says, "Words."
Blonde: "Do you have any picture books?"
Librarian: "Why?"
Blonde: "I can't tell what the "w u r d s" mean."
Librarian: "Oh, well we have the children books."
Blonde: "No."
Librarian: "We have books with pictures of guys."
Blonde: "All I have to do to see guys is flip up my mini skirt and wait for a while and they come to my door."
The librarian says, "Words."
Blonde: "Do you have any picture books?"
Librarian: "Why?"
Blonde: "I can't tell what the "w u r d s" mean."
Librarian: "Oh, well we have the children books."
Blonde: "No."
Librarian: "We have books with pictures of guys."
Blonde: "All I have to do to see guys is flip up my mini skirt and wait for a while and they come to my door."