Dumb Blonde Joke No.570

Once there was a blonde was speeding who was pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop said "Can i see your license?" the speeding blonde said "What does it look like?" So the cop replied "It's square and it has your picture on it." So the blonde pulls out a compact mirror and hands it to the cop. Then the blonde cop said "Gosh if I'd of known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over."
( Submitted by 'Jessica' )