Dumb Blonde Joke No.61
One day a Blonde is sitting in a bar trying to spear the olive in his drink with a toothpick, but the olive always eluded him. Finally a guy sitting next to the Blonde picked up a toothpick and said "Here this is how you do it" and neatly speared the olive. "Big deal" said the Blonde "I already had him so tired he couldn't get away."