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Dumb Blonde Joke No.638

A blonde guy walks into the police department looking for a job. The desk officer on duty says, "one moment please sir," and goes to speak to the captain. The officer, slightly flustered, says to the captain, "A blonde just walked in asking for a job! What do I tell him?" The captain says, "Don't worry. Just ask him a few basic questions. Act as though you're doing an interview. We can't just turn him away for being a blonde, that'd be discrimination. Remember, we can't assume he's going to be dumb just because he's a blonde." "Sure we can," muttered the officer to himself. He then reluctantly pretended to conduct an interview. Not having any idea what to ask him to disqualify his application, the officer asks, "What's 1+1?" The blonde closes his eyes and thinks for about a minute. Finally, he says, "Ummmmm, 2?" Dang, the officer thinks, so he tries a harder one: "What's 2+2?" "Ummm... 10!" the blonde says with great confidence. "One moment again please sir," the officer says. He then leaves the room to speak with the captain again. "Well?" asks the captain. "Is he a dumb blonde?'' "Dumber than any blonde I've ever met. And that's saying something." "Well, just for kicks, ask him a history question and let him go." The officer goes back to the blonde and says, "Well sir, since you did so well in math, I'll ask you a history question. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" "Ummm... I don't know," the dumb blonde admits. "Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "and come back later and tell me what you've figured out." He figures that's the last he'll see of him. The blonde goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. "Not only did I get the job," the dumb blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
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