Dumb Blonde Joke No.69
One day a Blonde decides she want's to ride a horse even though she had no prior experience. So she gets on unassisted and the horse spring's into action straight away. While galloping along the Blonde start's sliding off and so in a panic she grab's the horses mane but the horse carry's on oblivious to what is happening. By now the Blonde is almost off the horse and decides her only chance is to try and leap to safety but when she tried she found her leg was caught in the stirrup and so she is dragged along with her head hitting the floor over and over and then, just minute's from unconsciousness ... the store owner came out and unplugged the horse.