"It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too." Cameron Diaz
Jessica Simpson Quote No.202
"How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene... you know, where you're running down the beach?" (upon meeting Pamela Anderson) Jessica Simpson