Dolly Parton Quotes

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton

"I've always said that if I hadn't been a woman, then I'd have damn sure been a drag queen."
Dolly Parton

"I'm in show business. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You have to keep them groomed."
Dolly Parton

"My boobs are killing me and I don't know if I can stand the pain any longer. My boobs have been a trademark for me but I've paid one hell of a price."
Dolly Parton

"I was the first woman to burn my bra, it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Dolly Parton

"I love being out here rather than in the big cities. You hardly ever hear of a drive-by shooting from a hay wagon."
Dolly Parton