Jenny McCarthy Quotes

"All those girls who were mean to me, I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great."
Jenny McCarthy

"I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size."
Jenny McCarthy

"I had huge zits, a huge cold sore on my lip, stretch marks all over my butt, birthmarks, bruises. You name it, it's airbrushed."
Jenny McCarthy

"Only when I'm golfing. Other than that, they're the greatest fun-bags of all time." (when asked if her breasts are a burden)
Jenny McCarthy

"I thought National Geographic boobs only happened in the magazine. It wasn't until after I had the baby, I went, 'Oh, no!' And...every morning with the bra, you have to do 'the scoop'...That's what it's come to." (on her 'sagging')
Jenny McCarthy