Pamela Anderson Quotes

"Its great being blonde, with such low expectations its easy to impress."
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"My sons think it's a fireman's pole, but I forgot to cut a hole through the ground into the kitchen."
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"I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I had Dylan in my tub, and he came out underwater."
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"I've been fortunate, I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people"
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"I've always had good penis karma. I used to say I had never seen a small one, but recently maybe I have."
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"I hated being without them. It was like, 'Where are my pals?' "But I could see my feet for the first time in years."
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"Thank God... maybe now he can finally afford to pay my child support." (on hearing that Tommy Lee is going to be in a new reality series)
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"I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked."
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"My mom has said she wished I were gay... I don't think she likes my taste in men."
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"I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants."
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"I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them."
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"We didn't sit down and read books all night, which I love to do." (On why her marriage to Kid Rock didn't work)
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