2003 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes will be this year's most annoying Blonde?
 
21% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
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64% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
15% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

February

If there was one parachute left, which one of these Blondes deserves it the most?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
15% Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear
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By Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg: David Shankbone derivative work: Nemoi a parlé le (Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan

March

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to become a prostitute when their career fails?
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45% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
18% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
37% Britney Spears
Britney Spears

April

Which one of these Blondes would you pick up at a bar?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg: David Shankbone derivative work: Nemoi a parlé le (Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
41% Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
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Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone

May

Which one of these Blondes should be used for scientific research?
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
61% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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6% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

June

Which one of these Blondes would you NOT admit to having an affair with?
 
50% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
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By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
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By Usien (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
38% Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith

July

Which one of these Blondes would you like to get a sponge bath from?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
55% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
 
27% Eminem
Eminem
 
18% Heather Graham
Heather Graham

August

If you had one bullet left, which one of these Blondes would you shoot?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
39% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
 
50% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

September

If Euthanasia was legal, which of these Blondes would you 'assist'?
 
42% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
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50% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
8% Heather Graham
Heather Graham

October

Which one of these Blondes would you like to baby sit you?
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
 
4% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Eva Rinaldi Uploaded by WikiCelebs (Kirsten Dunst) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
74% Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst

November

Which one of these Blondes would you like to see at a strip club?
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31% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Shakira
Shakira
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

December

Which one of these Blondes deserves a lump of coal for Christmas?
 
25% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
 
36% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
 
39% Eminem
Eminem