2013 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these blondes will bring about the next Apocalypse?
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50% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Madonna
Madonna
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

February

Which one of these blondes is getting penicillin for Valentines day?
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Toglenn (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Crystal Harris
Crystal Harris

March

Which one of these Blondes should be the target of a drone strike?
 
13% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
38% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
49% Britney Spears
Britney Spears

April

Which one of these Blondes experiences everyday as if it were April Fools day?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Anna Faris) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Anna Faris
Anna Faris

May

Which one of these Blondes will need a team of lawyers by the end of the year?
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
66% Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart

June

Which one of these Blondes has been gargling bong water?
 
13% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
63% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
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By Kesha_2011_2.jpg: Peter Neill derivative work: Tabercil (Kesha_2011_2.jpg) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Kesha
Kesha

July

Which one of these blondes will come up with a dumber name for their kid than North West?
 
25% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
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25% Kesha
Kesha
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

August

Which one of these blondes should stay in an asylum for "evaluation"?
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
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0% Anne Heche
Anne Heche
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By Kesha_2011_2.jpg: Peter Neill derivative work: Tabercil (Kesha_2011_2.jpg) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Kesha
Kesha

September

Which one of these Blonde former child stars had the most spectacular fall from grace?
 
0% Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
80% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes

October

Which one of these Blondes will haunt us from beyond the grave this Halloween?
 
100% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
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0% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
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By Howie (Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger

November

Which one of these Blondes will be growing a moustache for Movember?
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50% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
13% Madonna
Madonna
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37% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga

December

Which one of these blondes would make the perfect Mrs. Clause?
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By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron
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14% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton