2004 Monthly Morons
January
Which one of these Blondes is most likely to be involved in a sex scandal this year?©
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65% Christina Aguilera
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
27% Cameron Diaz
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By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
8% Farrah Fawcett
February
Which one of these Blondes would you like to make a private 'Home Video' with?©
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Paris Hilton
10% Courtney Love
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
30% Pamela Anderson
March
Which one of these Blondes would you visit in an old age home?57% Deborah Harry
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By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Farrah Fawcett
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By Siebbi (cropped and revised version of ipernity.com) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Goldie Hawn
April
Which of these Blondes do you think least understands anything more complicated than nail polish?©
By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
5% Shakira
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40% Christina Aguilera
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
55% Anna Kournikova
May
Which one of these blondes can best be described as "All teeth and no brains"?24% Sarah Michelle Gellar
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
52% Britney Spears
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Jessica Simpson
June
Which one of these Blondes would you like to wrestle?©
By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Pamela Anderson
17% Justin Timberlake
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By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Charlize Theron
July
Which one of these Blondes should have had her tubes tied at birth?©
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8% Christina Aguilera
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
83% Paris Hilton
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
9% Jessica Simpson
August
Which one of these Blondes was better off as a brunette?©
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Britney Spears
©
By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
42% Shakira
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By Rob & Jules (Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Brittany Murphy
September
You've been a very bad boy, which one of these Blondes would you like to spank you?©
By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
56% Pamela Anderson
©
Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Sharon Stone
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Madonna
October
Which one of these Blondes spends the most on dental work?©
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
37% Jessica Simpson
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
47% Britney Spears
16% Deborah Harry
November
Which of these Blondes would you LEAST trust with your hard-earned cash?31% Anna Nicole Smith
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Paris Hilton
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By Usien (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
19% Melanie Griffith
December
If you were a department store Santa, which one of these Blondes would be least suited to be your elf?64% Courtney Love
29% Eminem
7% Sarah Jessica Parker
