2004 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to be involved in a sex scandal this year?
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65% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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27% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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8% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett

February

Which one of these Blondes would you like to make a private 'Home Video' with?
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60% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
 
10% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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30% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

March

Which one of these Blondes would you visit in an old age home?
 
57% Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry
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0% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
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43% Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn

April

Which of these Blondes do you think least understands anything more complicated than nail polish?
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5% Shakira
Shakira
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40% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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55% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova

May

Which one of these blondes can best be described as "All teeth and no brains"?
 
24% Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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52% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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24% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

June

Which one of these Blondes would you like to wrestle?
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33% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
 
17% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
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50% Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron

July

Which one of these Blondes should have had her tubes tied at birth?
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8% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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83% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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9% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

August

Which one of these Blondes was better off as a brunette?
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25% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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42% Shakira
Shakira
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33% Brittany Murphy
Brittany Murphy

September

You've been a very bad boy, which one of these Blondes would you like to spank you?
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56% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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22% Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
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22% Madonna
Madonna

October

Which one of these Blondes spends the most on dental work?
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37% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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47% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
 
16% Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry

November

Which of these Blondes would you LEAST trust with your hard-earned cash?
 
31% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
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50% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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19% Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith

December

If you were a department store Santa, which one of these Blondes would be least suited to be your elf?
 
64% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
 
29% Eminem
Eminem
 
7% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker