Monthly Moron for March 2004

Which one of these Blondes would you visit in an old age home?
57% Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry
By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
By Siebbi (cropped and revised version of [CC BY 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn