2017 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes will help us Forget the Nightmare that was 2016?
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By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
 
55% Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson

February

For Valentines' Day, which one of these Blondes most deserves to be trusted with a bow and arrow?
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By iDominick [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
41% Kaley Cuoco
Kaley Cuoco
 
29% Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson
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By Liton Ali [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
30% Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani

March

Which one of these Blondes do you want to get drunk with on St. Patrick's Day?
 
11% Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
 
37% Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
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By Kurt Kulac (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
52% Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

April

Which one of these Blondes do you want hopping around your place for Easter?
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Alice Eve - IMG 0324) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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By pinguino k from North Hollywood, USA (IMG_9074) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
64% Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell

May

Which one of these Blondes would you want to get Drunk with this Cinco De Mayo?
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
71% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
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dephisticate [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen
 
0% Kid Rock
Kid Rock

June

Which one of these Blondes could Steal the Spotlight from Trump with their Antics?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
78% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga

July

Which one of these Blondes is Smart Enough to Leave Blondesville in a Blexit?
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By Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
30% Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate
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By Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren
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By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
10% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

August

Which one of these Blondes Believes in Santa but Not Climate Change?
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
53% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
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By iDominick [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
5% Kaley Cuoco
Kaley Cuoco
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By Matt Klopot ([1]) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons
42% Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea

September

Which one of these Blondes Would Be Dumb Enough to Stare at a Solar Eclipse Without Protection?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
28% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
68% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
4% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

October

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to need a mask this Halloween?
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Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
6% Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
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By Gamerscoreblog (http://www.flickr.com/photos/gamerscore/144446661/) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
61% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy

November

Which one of these Blondes would you share a bunker with during the Armageddon?
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Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Anna Faris) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Anna Faris
Anna Faris
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By Liloesc (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning